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45 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Dec 31, 2013
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I initially started plugging stuff in here just to get past the "profile 35% completed" hurdle. I'll come back every so often to flesh things out. The story thus far:
Living alone on the southside of Chicago, trying not to kill my houseplants and generally succeeding at that.
I am looking for a girl who appreciates horror movies, road trips, and live music.
I can frequently be found exploring abandoned places to take pictures with my friends. When I'm not doing that you can usually find me at Kuma's Corner enjoying a beer and a burger. If it is the 3rd or 4th Saturday of the month you can find me at a Midnight Madness show.
Born and bred Chicagoan. I prefer the Sox to the Cubs and could give a crap less about any other professional sports.

I am unusual, quirky, and awesome
What I’m doing with my life
Recovering from a recent move. Mostly involves trying to unpack before my lease is up, and fending off taunts/suggestions about becoming a Cubs fan.
I’m really good at
Driving like a Chicagoan should.
Eating like a Chicagoan should.
Menacing tourists while dressed in unusual costume.
Baking holiday cookies. And I'm pretty handy with a Dremel.
The first things people usually notice about me
The Sox hat, my camera, dashboard manatee, quiet until I know you demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like books.
I like movies.
I like music.
Yeah, that's hilarious...
I mostly read science/speculative fiction mixed with a smattering of horror, literature, graphic novels (who am I trying to kid -- comix), and an occasional non-fiction title. Fave authors include James Allen Gardner. Octavia Butler, Neal Stephenson, Chester Himes, Harry Turtledove, Hubert Selby and Brian K Vaughan.

I love movies, but it seems there's never enough time to see them. Right now I'm going through my Indie/Asian action-horror phase.

I fell in with the Rock n Roll during my early teens. I listen mostly to punk, garage, and indie, but will go off tangents like 60's Turkish psychedelic music.

I like food. That statement stands.
The six things I could never do without
Other than the usual air/water/sunlight bullshit I could never do without:
-Bitchin Corolla (the car)
-Cameras (SLR and Drunkcam)
-Friends who adventure with me (or just hang out)
-Mardi Gras
-Porn. Hell, I don't even remember typing that. Who actually lists pornography as a basic necessity? Or downloading music? Or Twittering? Goddamn you, Internet...

And did I mention spellcheck? Sweet baby Jebus...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'm going from here. How much stuff can fit in a hell-bound hand basket. And who are the asshole scrappers that are ripping up the rails on the Lake Shore Drive center median...
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends at a bar or a burlesque show or a punk show or getting out of town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a dead baby shark in a glass jar.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–53
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You'd like to adventure with me, both in and out of Chicagoland.