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BitsyBird

33 San Francisco, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I was born and raised in the central valley, went to school in San Luis Obispo, lived in San Diego for awhile, then moved up to the Sacramento area and am now finally in SF.

I find myself researching weird topics for my own edification like momento mori (similarly I love anything to do with dia de Los muertos) or the uncanny valley hypothesis. I'll then tutor everyone around me on said topics. So if you want to know some really random facts I'm your gal.

Just like everyone else and their mother I like traveling, reading, cooking and hiking. But that's not what you want to know. I bet you want to know how I fell off a cliff in Big Sur while rock diving only to be saved by the crotch of my swimsuit.
What I’m doing with my life
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Mostly working and traveling. Traveling and working. I work in retail development project management, which is just a fancy way of saying I work for a company that builds shopping malls. I consider myself a girlie-girl, but for some reason I looooooooove wearing hard hats and looking at building plans.

Right now all my friends are dropping like flies and going the marriage route. I thought we'd all stay footloose and fancy free for a little while longer so I'm having a little culture shock at the moment and trying to wrap my head around being a bridesmaid in 5 different weddings in one year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
At home manicures.
Assembling IKEA furniture (one of my favorite activities actually, and equally I still get immensely joyful playing with Legos).
Self-deprecating humor.
Gift giving.
NOT gift wrapping.
Trivial Pursuit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I usually look like someone else they know. Other than that, I have no clue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I feel like I only read when I have a long weekend or am on vacation, but I do love it. If so it's usually something by David Sedaris, Jhumpa Lahiri, Christopher Moore, or Charlene Harris (sometimes you just gotta read some junk). I'll re-read Grendel by John Gardner any day.

Movies: I love movies and can quote them all day long, and usually do so when I'm around my brother which turns into just annoying the crap out of everyone around us (favorite movie to quote:The Fifth Element "mooooooltipass!"). Some siblings have a special language - ours is comprised of movie quotes. My favorites: Big Lebowski, anything by Wes Anderson, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction. Some classics that I'll watch over and over again are Freeway, Auntie Mame, The Lost Boys, Big Trouble in Little China, Jawbreaker, Labyrinth, Hedwig and the Angry Inch and anything by Tim Burton.

TV: Breaking Bad, Modern Family, Mad Men. I love 30 Rock, Parks and Rec - Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are my ladyheroes. Ladyheroes is a word. I swear. I am one of those people that will watch one episode of a show on netflix, like it, then have a full-out marathon and blow through 6 seasons in a few days. Which I recently did with Doctor Who.

Music: Runs the gamut - depends on the day, my mood, my current activity, the temperature - I pretty much like anything and everything (except for "pop country", I just don't get it). Favorites are Steely Dan, Basement Jaxx, The Black Keys, old school Michael Jackson, Devo. According to Spotify my favorites are -
1. DJ Shadow (agreed)
2. Louis Jordan (cool cat)
3. Moby (hmmmm ok)
4. emancipator
5. Big Maybelle (she's the shiz)
6. Thievery Corporation
7. Dev (hmmmm ok again)
8. Milagres
9. Air

Food: is delicious. I like all kinds, being from an Italian family, I've got an appreciation for pasta, being from California, I love me some Mexican food. I love noodles when it's cold outside - that could mean pho, spaghetti, chow mein, stroganoff - whatever, as long as it's noodly. I like to squeeze sriracha sauce on just about everything as well. But my favorite go-to is Mediterranean, whether it's Greek, Lebanese, Turkish I don't care. Give me a doner kebab and I'm a happy girl.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the obvious air, food, water, and sleep bits?

- friends and family to laugh/cry with
- lip balm/mascara
- clean sheets/nighttime showers
- some sort of bubbly beverage/cheese
- internets
- shoes. glorious shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
At this point of my life mostly my career - how's it going? Am I headed in the right direction? How in the hell did I get here? Also, what it means to be "30". I'm not upset about it, but it just happened, so I find myself trying to "feel" 30. What is it supposed to feel like? Am I headed in the right direction? How in the hell did I get here?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either on a plane, or excited that I'm not on a plane so grabbing dinner with a girlfriend or hanging out in my pj's and catching up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like socks. Dorky socks, printed socks, solid socks, mismatched socks - they're all awesome in my book. I don't even wear socks that much. Just while working out (which is a specific athletic sock) and in bed if it's cold (and then no one sees my super cool tomato socks). But if I see a pair that catches my eye, I have to snatch them up.

Also, I use to hold and rock our family cocker spaniel to sleep like a baby when I was a kid by singing her Christmas carols because I didn't know any lullabies by heart.
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