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45 Grand Rapids, MI Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 27–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has cats

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My self-summary
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I am alone but not lonely.

I am a whole person unto myself. I am seeking companions to compliment me, not complete me.

I AM A BITCH (by all conventional standards, luckily I do not use conventional standards as measures), but if you keep the following in mind, it will increase the probability of a pleasurable experience. Forget them...well, just don't.

1. I want to get laid as much as you do, I am not an enemy to be outmaneuvered nor am I prey to be trapped -- I am an accomplice to be persuaded.
2. I'm a person with a cunt, not a cunt with a person.
3. If you want to interest me, be interesting.
4. Don't try to impress me, intrigue me.
5. Be funny -- make me laugh and you're half way there already.
6. Don't push me into things, pull me into them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Creating it with bold strokes of my brush. know those iconic moments from literature and movies? The romantic picnic with poetry? The man at the balcony window? The serenade? All part of my life...I am living the myth, per Campbell's advice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Questioning and Collecting
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People don't notice me...until I want them to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't like this question...I never have. The philosophy of it is confining, limiting. Why one thing to define your tastes? Life has so many choices, so many situations, so many emotions...decide what fits the moment, do not make the moment fit you, in the end you'll be richer.

That said, Nina Simone is all kinds of wonderful.

Also, I don't believe that The Time Travelers Wife should have knocked Slaughterhouse Five out of the top ten of the one hundred books everyone should read, but I do like how it influenced the life of River Song.

I always hope that the Pigeon Creek Shakespeare Company will mount a production of Hamlet.

When I get to the end of Annie Hall where Alvie was staging the play of their relationship, I always want the two characters he's written to be Harry and Sally. If I could travel back in time to change one historic event that would be it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A disciple said to the Buddha "I want happiness."

The Buddha replied "Remove the I because that is ego. Take away want because that is desire. You are left with happiness."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh, man, just give me a topic.

When invited to a Hot Tub Time Machine Party, that requires you to attend as either a person from the past or the future, is it kosher to create a Doctor persona of a future regeneration that, strictly speaking from a linear perspective, has yet to exist?

What does the sky look like at the center of the galaxy?

Is Tyler Durden Generation X's interpretation of the Shadow?

Every time a grey ghost avatar tells me they have no picture "to protect themselves", I wonder if they have ninjas after them, and if they realize how paranoid and ridiculous that sounds.

Why no one ever comments on the Hot Tub Time Machine question?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Last week was BWW and grocery shopping with the evil spawnling.

Next week maybe Founders...I haven't had beers on their new patio yet. Although, pizza and a Netflix might be a dark horse long shot winner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ummm...I sent Mormons to a friends house to talk to him about "the Lord."
You should message me if
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If you appreciate complex and nuanced.

I do not like small talk. Words are important, when you use them make them convey meaning. (And just a note here: If all you are going to say is "HI" or some variation of "Nice picture" or "Ur hawt" or "fuck me", please, Please, PLEASE do not waste my time and yours. I'm the long con, not a picked pocket.)