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27 M Elizabeth, NJ

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Politics / Government
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A good man and thorough. When I was little I was more interested in watching the Discovery Channel and History Channel than cartoons. I never understood the appeal of the Power Rangers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Now both channels suck and only cover things that have to do with aliens, the end of the world, popularized (ie., not) science, and nazis.

I am still a major buzzkill.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a Marxist organization. We think the trade unions should form their own political party and adopt a socialist program to take over the major industries and democratically plan them in the interests of all rather than the profit of a few. This consists of writing articles, reading a lot, discussing a lot, some graphic design and layout. If you're interested in this organization, let me know!

I like to make music. I've done a bunch of stuff with synths and sequencers and drum machines that no one can really dance to (my intent). Lately I've been doing a bunch of stuff on guitar and bass that will be fleshed out with everything else, think Weezer Blue Album meets Unsane meets Unwound. Ask me and I'll send you links, I like to share.

I'm a mechanically inclined dude, working on a flux capacitor right now.

I enjoy long bike rides that include huge hills. If you can keep up that would be awesome. If not, are you willing to nurse me back to health when I get back?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Noticing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Marxist literature, history, science, etc. I'm limited in fiction honestly, but I enjoy the more critical and thoughtful stuff. Vonnegut was awesome except for his pessimism. Frankenstein. The Iron Heel. In Dubious Battle. Oil! Gore Vidal.

Novecento, Come and See, Z, everything by Kubrick (except Fear and Desire), Goonies, Lost Boys, Karate Kid, Predator, Alien(s), Blue Velvet, Robocop, Total Recall, Dario Argento, Hitchcock, the Coen Bros., etc., etc., etc.

Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, Pete and Pete, Game of Thrones, Freaks and Geeks.

Admittedly there are holes but I appreciate all sorts of music. As a wee, young lad I listened to a lot of Nine Inch Nails, Beck, Nirvana, and the Beastie Boys. Naturally I graduated to metal and hardcore, and later on to everything else. I generally like stuff that has some sort of confrontation in it. More recents: Unwound, Jay Reatard, Yo La Tengo. On my iTunes list the song "Sweetness and Tenderness" by The Rentals is immediately followed by "The Stench of Burning Death" by Repulsion, and I am totally content listening to them back to back.

Food is good. I like food. I am not picky, except I try to steer away from meat, but I am known to break vedge from time to time in drastic ways.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A brand new sock.
Another brand new sock to accompany the other.
A brand new pair of boxer briefs.
A destination.
One point twenty-one gigawatts.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How everything could be better. I think like an engineer.

I'm also the type of person who is pretty into self-improvement on all fronts, staying healthy, etc. Currently I'm shooting for "superhero mode" ie., I want people to think I look awkward when I'm NOT wearing a cape. (Take all cocky statements with a grain of salt, please.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
the same person as every other night of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I LOVE "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper and "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey. That's not very private.

I also have lately been secretly recording my roommates coughs in the morning. (If you read this, man, I'm sorry)
You should message me if
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If you would like to break the stupid convention of men initiating everything.

If you can name any of the movie references in my profile it would be a good excuse to message me.

You're a swell gal with a heart of gold.
You're a swell person who shares my interests and has interests to share.
And especially if you find yourself in both categories.