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Bizarro_Stormy

37 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I have a fair amount of interests and enjoy finding new things to get interested in. I love good media of all kinds this includes video games, cartoons, anime. It would be ideal if you enjoyed these things as well. Other things that I find enjoyable are Legos because they are incredibly fun, and it doesn't take long before they are worth a crap load of money. My enjoyment of Legos is related to my interest in computers both software and hardware side. It is not critical that you enjoy Legos or computers, but it would be rather awesome to build a nice big set with you. And if you know what a Core i7 with 16GB of RAM means/is that would be a definite plus.

I know art, went to art school. The impressionist movement is my favorite, although dada is good too. I know politics I keep up with the news and can actually have a political argument with out using cuss words or screaming (although I generally cuss like a sailor so..). My music knowledge has waned a bit. I don't really follow bands like I use to, but if something comes along that I do like you better believe I'm going to the show.

I'm currently up past my bedtime and will update further.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working to help support my family. I'm a wage slave just like you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Technology. I am usually the one all my friends come to when they have questions. I love talking about gigs and bytes and data transfer speeds, and resolutions, and bit rates. It's all very nerdy and very fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My girlish figure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books = Tolkien, Asimov, Dick, Rowling, Butcher i.e. Scifi/Fantasy

Movies = Eastwood, Bond, Kung Fu, Wes Anderson, Joss Whedon, The Cohen Brothers, Brad Bird, Hayao Miyazaki, Akira Kurosawa

T.V. = Sherlock, Dexter, Archer, The Venture Bros., Six Feet Under, Firefly, Boardwalk Empire, Dr. Who, Avatar the Last Airbender, The Avengers

Music = Tool, The Beastie Boys(R.I.P. MCA), The Grateful Dead, Atmosphere, Del The Funky Homosapien, Björk, Portishead, Les Claypool, The Roots, Jurassic 5, Willie Nelson, Hank Sr., Hank the Third, Johnny Cash, Yonder Mountain String Band, Asleep at the Wheel, Béla Fleck, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Pantera, Meshuggah, Slayer, Benny Goodman, Duke Ellington, Squirrel Nut Zipper, The Reverend Horton Heat.....

Games = Final Fantasy, Mass Effect, Zelda, The Elder Scrolls, Uncharted, not too picky as long as it's fun.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Good Food
Good beer
Camping
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How expensive 3D Blu-ray dics are. I'm sorry but $40 for a movie is too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At The Top of the Hill singing karaoke and drinking beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Still love Saturday morning cartoons and a bowl of cereal, although these days the cartoons are of my time and choosing (thank you Netflix).

Love building and collecting Star Wars and Lord of the Rings Legos.
You should message me if
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You like fat nerdy guys. ;)
If you know what "Did you get that thing I sent you." came from or "That's how you get ants!" then we should get along swimmingly.
If you think science is superior to any and all religions in every way.