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Bizorro

25 South Pasadena, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 18
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's a tip: don't drink a 24 oz. can of Budweiser before you start one of these. You might say dumb stuff.

I believe opposites attract sort of. I think it's wrong that I can just go on here and look at attractive people who officially want to date and I can just send them messages. It feels unfair. Shouldn't I have to run into you at a party and awkwardly try to chat you up?

If you are cute but can't punctuate, I will turn you down. Not because I have the luxury of choice but because punctuation is so damn important to me. Maybe I'm just a pedant, but I really think adults should be expected to write at or above an eighth grade level.

I want everybody to be my friend, unless they're a jerk. I express affection through mockery, so if I insult you a lot, you're doing great.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from college and discovered that they expect you to just keep going from there.

My favorite aspiration is to write TV shows. My second favorite is to be a movie editor; then an actor; then a Russian bride. I am actively pursuing three of these things.

I very recently moved here from New York. The great thing about LA is that a great networking session can turn into a date, and a terrible date can turn into a networking session.

I'm trying to be sincere without being stupid.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking. Puns. Vocabulary. The PSATs. Not lying. Keeping promises. Capitalization. Analyzing my own motives. Phrasing my opinions in the form of non-invasive questions. Hanging out with babies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
WHAT RACE ARE YOU?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/graphic novels: Lolita, Watchmen, Sandman, Y: The Last Man, Snow Crash, How The Mind Works, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

TV: Six Feet Under, The Simpsons, Firefly, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Skins, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, Parks and Recreation, Dead Like Me, Carnivale

Music: Spoon, Cake, The Beatles, The New Pornographers, A.C. Newman, OK Go, Modest Mouse, Weezer

Video Games: League of Legends (come find me, I'm Bizorro), Chrono Trigger, Half Life series, Max Payne 2, Starcraft 1+2, Prince of Persia series, Assassin's Creed 1+2, Mass Effect series, Heavy Rain, Far Cry 3, Batman: Arkham Asylum/City, XCOM: Enemy Within (I really hope you've heard of a couple of these. It's okay if you don't play, just... it is an emerging art form for real.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1–2 friends
Something to write with
A little self-confidence
Jokes

I'll leave the last two blank so I have room to grow.
Oh, also, guys, come on: stop writing "air water food shelter." I know, you're taking the question literally, so it's funny. No. It was clever the first time. Not clever when everybody does it. This isn't a personal attack on you. I'm sure you haven't seen how many other people do it. Just believe me: you can do better.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether some people are just destined for greatness or if everyone really has a chance. DNA. Upbringing.

Whether I'll live to see the breakdown of civilization as we know it.

Why they won't just let the bunny have some Trix.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Awake.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Through a freak mis-navigation, I accidentally clicked on my own profile and started reading it somewhere in the middle. For a brief moment I thought I had met a very charming young man.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My profile intrigues you and you think I got a good face.