I believe opposites attract sort of. I think it's wrong that I can just go on here and look at attractive people who officially want to date and I can just send them messages. It feels unfair. Shouldn't I have to run into you at a party and awkwardly try to chat you up?
If you are cute but can't punctuate, I will turn you down. Not because I have the luxury of choice but because punctuation is so damn important to me. Maybe I'm just a pedant, but I really think adults should be expected to write at or above an eighth grade level.
I want everybody to be my friend, unless they're a jerk. I express affection through mockery, so if I insult you a lot, you're doing great.