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Bjohasaurus

32 Huntington, WV Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dear Reader,
Welcome. You now see in front of you the rambling of a person suffering from sleep deprivation . All I can say is read on. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.

Call me what you want (Geek, Sho'nuff, Susan?) I do it all. I've recently graduated (yet again) with a degree in game design. History just wasn't enough for me I guess. Now I am uniquely qualified to make games about things people don't know or care about.

I drink massive amounts of coffee which leads to early mornings and late nights... If sleep is for the weak, I'm the strongest freaking person in the world.

Brace yourself, this will be the only serious part of this profile.

-Serious Mode on...

My Motto: Reason will always show you the answer but only if you are open to the solution. Live life with a touch of madness because only boring people get bored. There is really never a reason to hate or be angry, letting someone take up space in your head is your own problem. Make people happy even when you aren't and do the right thing because it is right and not for any other reason.

People mistake some of my traits and views as weaknesses, and I will admit I have several, but believe me the way I choose to view and live life is a strength even if people don't see it.

-Serious Mode off.

So that's the nutshell.

Sincerely,
Sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out my path and fighting the good fight. Ryu vs. Sagat
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Pointless trivia
-Writing Bios
-Naming Constellations incorrectly
-Staying up late
-Lying about what I'm good at
-Fighting bears
-Rainbows
-Drawing People poorly
-35mm Projection
-Experimental Cooking
-Excel Spreadsheets
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am fully clothed.
I am standing in front of them.
That they have hit me with their shopping cart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Match, Face, of the Dead, er T. Washington... I'll read anything. Seriously. I've read Twilight. How much more proof do you need? On second thought that's probably not a good example...

Movies: I'll watch anything once. I prefer good movies but will watch bad ones if only to understand why it is popular. *WARNING* May MST3K-style make fun of movie if interest is lost or movie is "bad".

Music: I like a bit of everything. My playlist right now has gone from Frank Ocean to Modest Mouse to Mastodon to Al Green to Johnny Cash. And yes, That transition is jarring and amusing.

Food: I will try anything. Seriously Anything. Bugs? Sure. Lampreys? Bring them on. Light Bulbs? Are you trying to kill me?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sense of humor
2. Both of my Kidneys
4. Music that inspires
5. Potable Water
6. The number 3.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The three wishes I would use if I found a Genie, Djinn or Magic Fish
-Emergency Plans for the many possible apocalypses (Dinopocalypse is what I'm hoping for...)
-Odd things to say at the wrong time to make things awkward for everyone.
-What superpowers I would want.
-World Peace or something...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, playing, hanging out, chilling, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of school.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dislike cell phones. I think they are a necessary evil like taxes and vaccines.

*NOTE* The vaccines thing was a joke. If you don't believe vaccines work please don't bother, you are dumb. Read a book or contract smallpox... oh wait, you can't... vaccines.
You should message me if
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you've made it this far. Congratulations! You made it to the end. I'm amazed at your good taste and my, my, my did you do something different with your hair? It looks good.

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