Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome, All I can say is please read on. Or don't, I'm not the
boss of you.
First off I'd like to apologize for my screen name... its based on
my name not a sexual act. Good job mom and dad, my initials are
I've recently graduated (yet again) with a degree in game design.
History just wasn't enough for me I guess. Now I am uniquely
qualified to make games about things people don't know or care
I work for a faceless corporation in order to make money. Its
nothing fancy but it pays the bills.
I'm an ENTP, which I only know because I've taken the briggs-myers
several times for jobs. Weird, right?
Also, Nick Offerman is my spirit animal.
So that's the nutshell.
What I’m doing with my life
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Fighting the good fight... Working, playing, creating.
I’m really good at
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-Naming Constellations incorrectly
-Staying up late
-Lying about what I'm good at
-Inventing new and interesting ways to say horrible things
-Local-Multiplayer Video Games (I must crush you..)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am fully clothed.
I am standing in front of them.
That they have hit me with their shopping cart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: I'll read anything. Seriously. I've read Twilight. How much
more proof do you need? On second thought that's probably not a
Currently reading High Fidelity by Nick Hornby (yet again)
Movies: I'll watch anything once. I prefer good movies but will
watch bad ones if only to understand why it is popular.
*WARNING* I may (and by may I mean "I will") MST3K-style make fun
of a movie if interest is lost or the movie is deemed "bad".
Music: I like a bit of everything. My playlist right now has gone
from Bowie to Modest Mouse to Mastodon to Al Green to Johnny Cash.
And yes, That transition is jarring and amusing.
Food: I will try anything. Seriously Anything. Bugs? Sure.
Lampreys? Bring them on. Light Bulbs? Are you trying to kill me?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sense of humor
2. Both of my kidneys
4. Music that inspires
5. Potable water
6. The number 3.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The three wishes I would use if I found a Genie, Djinn or Magic
-Emergency Plans for the many possible apocalypses (Dinopocalypse
is what I'm hoping for...)
-Odd things to say at the wrong time to make things awkward for
-What superpowers I would want.
-World Peace or something...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a dinosaur, or perhaps a large omnipotent flame creature... I guess
it really depends on the Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I dislike cell phones. I think they are a necessary evil like taxes
*NOTE* The vaccines thing was a joke. If you don't believe vaccines
work please don't bother, you are dumb. Read a book or contract
smallpox... oh wait, you can't... vaccines.
You should message me if
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you've made it this far. Congratulations! You made it to the end.
I'm amazed at your good taste and my, my, my did you do something
different with your hair? It looks good.
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