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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:43pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Dear Reader,
Welcome, All I can say is please read on. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.

First off I'd like to apologize for my screen name... its based on my name not a sexual act. Good job mom and dad, my initials are considered lewd.

I've recently graduated (yet again) with a degree in game design. History just wasn't enough for me I guess. Now I am uniquely qualified to make games about things people don't know or care about.

I work for a faceless corporation in order to make money. Its nothing fancy but it pays the bills.

I'm an ENTP, which I only know because I've taken the briggs-myers several times for jobs. Weird, right?

Also, Nick Offerman is my spirit animal.

So that's the nutshell.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fighting the good fight... Working, playing, creating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Pointless trivia
-Writing Bios
-Naming Constellations incorrectly
-Staying up late
-Lying about what I'm good at
-Fighting bears
-Beat poetry
-Inventing new and interesting ways to say horrible things
-Catching bats
-35mm Projection
-Experimental Cooking
-Excel Spreadsheets
-Local-Multiplayer Video Games (I must crush you..)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am fully clothed.
I am standing in front of them.
That they have hit me with their shopping cart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: I'll read anything. Seriously. I've read Twilight. How much more proof do you need? On second thought that's probably not a good example...

Currently reading High Fidelity by Nick Hornby (yet again)

Movies: I'll watch anything once. I prefer good movies but will watch bad ones if only to understand why it is popular.

*WARNING* I may (and by may I mean "I will") MST3K-style make fun of a movie if interest is lost or the movie is deemed "bad".

Music: I like a bit of everything. My playlist right now has gone from Bowie to Modest Mouse to Mastodon to Al Green to Johnny Cash. And yes, That transition is jarring and amusing.

Food: I will try anything. Seriously Anything. Bugs? Sure. Lampreys? Bring them on. Light Bulbs? Are you trying to kill me?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sense of humor
2. Both of my kidneys
4. Music that inspires
5. Potable water
6. The number 3.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The three wishes I would use if I found a Genie, Djinn or Magic Fish
-Emergency Plans for the many possible apocalypses (Dinopocalypse is what I'm hoping for...)
-Odd things to say at the wrong time to make things awkward for everyone.
-What superpowers I would want.
-World Peace or something...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a dinosaur, or perhaps a large omnipotent flame creature... I guess it really depends on the Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I dislike cell phones. I think they are a necessary evil like taxes and vaccines.

*NOTE* The vaccines thing was a joke. If you don't believe vaccines work please don't bother, you are dumb. Read a book or contract smallpox... oh wait, you can't... vaccines.
You should message me if
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you've made it this far. Congratulations! You made it to the end. I'm amazed at your good taste and my, my, my did you do something different with your hair? It looks good.