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Bjohasaurus

32 Huntington, WV Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 4, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dear Reader,
Welcome. You now see in front of you the rambling of a man up way past bedtime. All I can say is read on. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.

Call me what you want (Geek, Nerd, Dork, Susan?) I do it all. I'm back in school because a degree in History is useless. Now I'm studying game design and loving every second. I will be able to get a job with it too. (which is a good thing).

I'm a manager at a theatre until I finish school. This means I run on theatre time most days. Early mornings and late nights... If sleep is for the weak, I'm the strongest freaking person in the world.

Brace yourself, this will be the only serious part of this profile.

-Serious Mode on...

My Motto: Reason will always show you the answer but only if you are open to the solution. Live life with a touch of madness because only boring people get bored. There is really never a reason to hate or be angry, letting someone take up space in your head is your own problem. Make people happy even when you aren't and do the right thing because it is right and not for any other reason.

People mistake some of my traits and views as weaknesses, and I will admit I have several, but believe me the way I choose to view and live life is a strength even if people don't see it.

-Serious Mode off.

So that's the nutshell.

Sincerely,
Sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, School, and fighting the good fight. Ryu vs. Sagat
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Pointless trivia
-Writing Bios
-Naming Constellations incorrectly
-Staying up late
-lying about what I'm good at
-Fighting bears
-Rainbows
-Drawing People poorly
-35mm Projection
-Experimental Cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am fully clothed.
I am standing in front of them.
That they have hit me with their shopping cart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Match, Face, of the Dead, er T. Washington... I'll read anything. Seriously. I've read Twilight. How much more proof do you need?

Movies: I'll watch anything once. The true measure of how much i like a movies is how much talking I do. During High Fidelity I don't talk.

Music: I like a bit of everything. My playlist right now has gone from Frank Ocean to Modest Mouse to Mastodon to Al Green. And yes, That transition is jarring.

Food: I will try anything. Seriously Anything. Bugs? Sure. Lampreys? Bring them on. Light Bulbs? Are you trying to kill me?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sense of humor
2. Both of my Kidneys
4. Music that inspires
5. Potable Water
6. The number 3.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The three wishes I would use if I found a Genie, Djinn or Magic Fish
-Emergency Plans for the many possible apocalypses (Dinopocalypse is what I'm hoping for...)
-What superpowers I would want.
-World Peace or something...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hours away from Saturday. And working more than likely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dyed my feet blue. I was three. It was from bowl cleaner in a toilet. True story.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you've made it this far, Congratulations! I promise I'm not as big an ass as I seem to be. Bios are done in a format that brings out my inner "How can I ruin this?" humor.