I’m a funny, free-thinking South African girl who loves philosophy, disco dancing to 70's music, going on spontaneous adventures, and living life to the fullest. I love dogs and have an inexplicable affection for elephants. I'm sarcastic, hilarious, and have no sense of shame. I think that subtlety is inefficient and that glitter is generally underrated.

I'm really creative, and I value that in a partner as well. I love art, music, burlesque, fashion--particularly avant-garde, comedy, improv, writing and really all forms of creative expression. I like looking at things in different ways, opening my mind to new possibilities, and having as many new experiences as possible. I'm looking for a creative, intelligent girl who is happy, loves to laugh, is confident in who she is, and shares my passion for life.

I'm a free spirit, but I'm very ambitious. I'm currently attending law school, and will likely pursue a career in writing or academia when I graduate. I have a dog that I love dearly, and I keep a bucket list that includes things like "Save baby elephants in Kenya, ride a camel in Morocco, and win a hip-hop dance contest." I fully intend to accomplish everything on it.

Please note: I am a lesbian. I am only interested in dating girls.

Having a blast: Law student by day, stand-up comedienne by night, adventures in between, traveling whenever possible.

Disguising my true identity with over-sized sunglasses.

That I got my peanut butter on their chocolate.

I like any movie that makes me laugh, any music that makes me want to dance, and any book that makes me think.

There is nothing that I couldn't do without. I'm basically SurvivorMan...except better because I have boobs....big ones.

Why the only people that visit my profile are men, and straight women from other states.

...just as awesome as I am all the other nights of the week.

I cry every time I see the ASPCA commercial where Sarah Mclachlan sings "In the Arms of an Angel." Also, I have terrible gay-dar. Like, the worst. I'm at the point where I just don't hit on anybody ever.

You love to laugh, think we might have a connection, and would like to explore it.