Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For a very long time I had very abnormal profile up here, to
highlight the fact that I have an unusual sense of humor and an
eccentric demeanor. I've long decided that the profile was
juvenille and I'm finally taking steps to remedy that.
Part of the problem is if I simply state my good qualities I appear
conceited; if I state my faults I come off as either self-reproving
or insincere. I wish to appear as none of those.
I will tell you right now I am a geek. If you think it's odd I
would be so up front about that, well, then we're probably not
Here are a few objective facts: I have a stable, steady job, I live
on my own, I do not have a drinking problem or criminal record, I
have my own car, and I have no children but relatives entrust me
with the care of theirs.
OKCupid says that if I increase my word count my profile will be
more complete. Here goes: defenestration, mamluk, ablution, zaftig,
kuru, cyclopean, ennui, firmament, apocrypha, cartography.
I am oblong, perforated, and pistachio-flavored
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dressing up like a crocodile and stalking Captain Hook.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shenanigans. And blasphemy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pudd'nhead Wilson, the Green Mile, Dropkick Murphys, and roast beef
on rye. In no particular order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just need one thing: Snapple.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to hide the bodies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm famed airplane hijacker and thief D. B. Cooper.
You should message me if
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