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BlackJimmy

39 M Waterford, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
For a very long time I had very abnormal profile up here, to highlight the fact that I have an unusual sense of humor and an eccentric demeanor. I've long decided that the profile was juvenille and I'm finally taking steps to remedy that.

Part of the problem is if I simply state my good qualities I appear conceited; if I state my faults I come off as either self-reproving or insincere. I wish to appear as none of those.

I will tell you right now I am a geek. If you think it's odd I would be so up front about that, well, then we're probably not compatible.

Here are a few objective facts: I have a stable, steady job, I live on my own, I do not have a drinking problem or criminal record, I have my own car, and I have no children but relatives entrust me with the care of theirs.

OKCupid says that if I increase my word count my profile will be more complete. Here goes: defenestration, mamluk, ablution, zaftig, kuru, cyclopean, ennui, firmament, apocrypha, cartography.

I am oblong, perforated, and pistachio-flavored
I’m really good at
Shenanigans. And blasphemy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pudd'nhead Wilson, the Green Mile, Dropkick Murphys, and roast beef on rye. In no particular order.
The six things I could never do without
Just need one thing: Snapple.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to hide the bodies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Handsomer than most men.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm famed airplane hijacker and thief D. B. Cooper.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You've made it this far.