Part of the problem is if I simply state my good qualities I appear conceited; if I state my faults I come off as either self-reproving or insincere. I wish to appear as none of those.
I will tell you right now I am a geek. If you think it's odd I would be so up front about that, well, then we're probably not compatible.
Here are a few objective facts: I have a stable, steady job, I live on my own, I do not have a drinking problem or criminal record, I have my own car, and I have no children but relatives entrust me with the care of theirs.
OKCupid says that if I increase my word count my profile will be more complete. Here goes: defenestration, mamluk, ablution, zaftig, kuru, cyclopean, ennui, firmament, apocrypha, cartography.
I am oblong, perforated, and pistachio-flavored