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40 Waterford, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 22
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Politics / Government
Rather not say
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My self-summary
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For a very long time I had very abnormal profile up here, to highlight the fact that I have an unusual sense of humor and an eccentric demeanor. I've long decided that the profile was juvenille and I'm finally taking steps to remedy that.

Part of the problem is if I simply state my good qualities I appear conceited; if I state my faults I come off as either self-reproving or insincere. I wish to appear as none of those.

I will tell you right now I am a geek. If you think it's odd I would be so up front about that, well, then we're probably not compatible.

Here are a few objective facts: I have a stable, steady job, I live on my own, I do not have a drinking problem or criminal record, I have my own car, and I have no children but relatives entrust me with the care of theirs.

OKCupid says that if I increase my word count my profile will be more complete. Here goes: defenestration, mamluk, ablution, zaftig, kuru, cyclopean, ennui, firmament, apocrypha, cartography.

I am oblong, perforated, and pistachio-flavored
What I’m doing with my life
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Dressing up like a crocodile and stalking Captain Hook.
I’m really good at
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Shenanigans. And blasphemy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My monocle and top hat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pudd'nhead Wilson, the Green Mile, Dropkick Murphys, and roast beef on rye. In no particular order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just need one thing: Snapple.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to hide the bodies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Handsomer than most men.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm famed airplane hijacker and thief D. B. Cooper.
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