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26 M Sacramento, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:23pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly other
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Kik me?

I'm currently seeing someone,
:Waaaghhh is her username:

We are kind of new to this poly-ish set up we have going.
Feel free to ask about that.
Hell, ask about anything.
(I'm extra great at BBQ and powerlifting advice)

I'm here for conversation. Pure and simple. Want to chat? Let's go for it, I won't be trying to date you, trying to get into your pants, or even dirty talk.

Just talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working with the developmentally disabled deaf (try saying that 5 times fast....I'll wait...not worth your time? Agreed)

I'm also interested in people interested in or who play Warhammer 40k.
I'm currently building Space Wolves. My Gal is building Orks.
(Have no clue what I'm talking about but want to learn all about an insanely cool and rich hobby? shoot me a message!)

Also being the epitome of manly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing like a true honky. I may not have rhythm and it'll hurt to watch but you will see a man enjoying himself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos. Definitely.

Besides the fact I'm tall. 6'2.

Or the bitchin' patch-vest I got for xmas.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: any Warhammer literature (except elves, Fuck elves)
Horus Heresy series.
Battle Royale
a couple old western novels.

Last Life in the Universe
Battle Royale
Man from nowhere
I saw the devil
Joe dirt
All the Ong Bak movies (well maybe not the third. That one was garbage)
Devils Rejects
There will be Blood (I drink your mikshake)

I'm going to list genres and fill this out later.
Black Metal
Viking metal
Doom metal (see a pattern?)
Rap (mostly southern)
90s R&B

With anything, I'm a passionate guy, and i like my movies and music to be able to express that.
Seems like a narrowed window but i do like a lot of genres and different things.
If I can hear your heart and soul, or even better watch it, you'll find me in the audience.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Sex (we are all adults here)
-American Sign Language-half my family is deaf and I work with the deaf.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I really want to build a Viking long ship.
By hand.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working until 10pm:
-Then It's either off to the gym.
-Hanging with friends and my gal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My number is 916 239 9907

I hope you'll text me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do you need a reason? I'm not gonna attack you.
I'm here mostly for conversation.

You are an awesome chick, who wants to hang naked with a couple and fist bump after we tire you out. :)

You are a hot dude.

You are an awesome couple who wants to get to know another awesome couple.

You are a fan of bbq, beards, vikings or metal.