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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 6
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly other
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Kik me?

I'm currently seeing someone,
:Waaaghhh is her username:

We are kind of new to this poly-ish set up we have going.
Feel free to ask about that.
Hell, ask about anything.
(I'm extra great at BBQ and just general life advice)

I'm here for conversation. Pure and simple. Want to chat? Let's go for it, I won't be trying to date you, trying to get into your pants, or even dirty talk.

Just talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For the moment, settling into both, a new job and new place.

Finally, took the plunge, jumped out of a comfort zone and found me a job doing something I love.

I work at a grill, slinging tri-tip up in Roseville.

Will be attending culinary school in the fall

And smoking way too many cigars.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing like a true honky. I may not have rhythm and it'll hurt to watch but you will see a man enjoying himself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos. Definitely. The one that gets the most comments changes each month. It's crazy to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: any Warhammer literature (except elves, Fuck elves)
Horus Heresy series.
Battle Royale
a couple old western novels.

Last Life in the Universe
Man from nowhere
I saw the devil
Joe dirt
Devils Rejects


With anything, I'm a passionate guy, and i like my movies and music to be able to express that.
Seems like a narrowed window but i do like a lot of genres and different things.
If I can hear your heart and soul, or even better watch it, you'll find me in the audience.
That being said, what keeps my attention at the ready is metal. Black, death and doom metal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-American Sign Language-half my family is deaf.
-My Dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I really want to build a Viking long ship.
By hand.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning to take over the world with my pal Pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm easily one of the most open people you've met.
Ask me anything. I'll answer honestly. And I mean anything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do you need a reason? I'm not gonna attack you.
I'm here mostly for conversation.

You are an awesome chick, who wants to hang out with a couple and hit up something awesome (dancing might be involved. But that's constant....I'm not allowed at funeral homes anymore) where either we

1. Go home, already making plans for some legit shit next time, and a soundtrack to go with it.
2. All head over after for some awesome naked times where we both fist bump after we tire you out. :)
The choice is yours with no pressure or another.

You are a hot dude, for the same as above.

You are an awesome couple who wants to get to know another awesome couple for the above.

You are a fan of bbq, beards, vikings or metal.