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Blackbirdz

62 F Mountain View, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am pretending to be a blank slate. We see what we want to see, anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to figure out what's next so I won't be surprised. By the way, I don't drink desperately, just thought that was a hilarious answer choice!
I’m really good at
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Listening, reasoning, thinking, teaching.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My close resemblance to Frankenstein's monster.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some examples of my taste: Nurse Jackie, In Plain Sight, Mad Men, Weeds, Big Love, United States of Tara, The Big C, and Scandal. (Strong female leads.) I discovered binge watching with the extraordinary Orange is the New Black, then binged on Dexter, Breaking Bad, and The Good Wife. Despite my degrees in English I rarely read fiction, but love reading about psychology, the brain, perception, behavior, and why people believe weird things (such as conspiracy theories). I typically have over a dozen books checked out from the library. As for diet, I follow Michael Pollan's advice: "Eat real food, not too much, mostly plants." (Although my efforts towards calorie restriction are consistently sabotaged by chocolate.) Music: Mostly internet radio through my audiophile stereo system– lots of French music, piano and vocal jazz (like Ella Fitzgerald and Diana Krall, not the screechy, irritating, I've-either-got-to-turn-that-off-or-throw-myself-out-the-window kind of jazz), and contemporary hit songs by artists like Pink.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, books, the internet. Times two.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether consciousness continues after the body craps out. What my present would look like if I could go back to certain moments and hit Undo. Why my college students are so bewildered by commas and semicolons. Why the Fox News demographic is so gullible. Whether the world is savable or if we are doomed. Why anyone would want to keep up with the Kardashians. If I will ever learn how to attain perfect crèma from my vintage Pavoni espresso machine. If God hates me because even though I try, I don't exactly believe in him... or her (I mean, really, think about it: does God have a penis or a vagina?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grading papers or procrastinating (exactly what I'm doing right now, as it is indeed a Friday).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once really believed that by practicing Transcendental Meditation twice a day I would become enlightened within five years. That's what they promised, so at age 20 I moved from NYC to Palo Alto to learn the technique in a Stanford classroom filled with flowers and incense. I even became a TM teacher to speed up the process. After those five years went by and none of us had achieved Nirvana, we were told "ten years." When those were up, they said it would surely happen "within this lifetime." They later added "...or maybe the next lifetime." (I finally caught on.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 50–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends
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You're looking for intelligent life forms and not into rock climbing.