Weekly Update:
boom.

College.

Not losing my organs

1. I have a tightly compacted afro
2. I don't actually have a afro

Favorite book:How to avoid huge ships (I no longer am hit by massive cruiseliners because of this)

Favorite Movie: Spice Girls Movie (I currently am still trying to spice up my life)

Fav Show: All that

Fav Music: Carina Round ( She gives my soul a erection)

Food: Not dogfood

1. Oxygen ( I have a deep desire to keep breathing)

2. Blood ( Pretty self explanatory, I mean what else will I attract vampires with?)

3. Lungs ( If there is any confusion for why I need this see #1)

4. Heart ( How can I give a girl my heart if theres nothing for her to rip out kung fucking fu style out my chest?)

5. Sternum ( Ok I READ that I need this..I still have my doubts)

6. Mandible (How the fuck am I supposed to swear without my goddamn fucking Mandible mother fucker)

I'm thinking about creating a soundproof Screambooth (tm) and marketing it to corporations as a morale and efficiency booster. What do you think? At the very least it would cut down on work related homicidal killing sprees in this country

Five gallons of ice cream into my depression

Twilight sucks I don't actually have to read the books or see the movies. Why? Because vampires are supposed to drink blood and not sparkle, asshole! Bela Lugosi is rolling over in his grave as we speak.

You want to talk about anything funny, serious or worth talking about (which means not harry potter). Or if you just wanna be online buddies! I really respond to everyone so go ahead! :)

Videos I support

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G47-QCQYkr4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM