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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:31pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Christianity and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey! Lets see how fast I can grab you're attention since you've taken a gander at my profile! I work as a bookkeeper for the largest property management company in town and I am the ONLY person in my department. Don't think it will keep me from socializing, though. I enjoy meeting new people, hanging out, and trying new things! I like to think I'm a pretty laid back person and I enjoy a damn good bit of funny! Make me laugh and I'll try to one up you.

Just for starters, I'm a movie junkie and from time to time I enjoy getting my NetFlix binge on. If I'm not doing those, I enjoy working my strong arm in the kitchen! If you're into dancing, help me out by Two Stepping with me or teaching me some Line Dancing!

Anything else you'd like to know, roll the dice and lets chat! Other than that, thanks
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Five Year Plan:
Publish my first novel
Start my career in Law Enforcement
Do the Incline at Manitou Springs, CO

Ten Year Plan:
Open my first Bar 'n Grille
Upgrade my career to the Federal level
Travel to 3 different exotic countries
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shenanigans. No seriously. If you need a guy to completely eff stuff up with a good bit of tomfoolery. Look no further. Also. Walking. I am effin' awesome at walking! I thought it was going be so hard, but it's not! You literally just put one for in front of the other! And hell, soon you'll be walkin' out the doo~oo~oor!
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am a giant cheese monster and this profile was just a huge lie. No. Serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Rock'n'Roll is, and always will be, my first musical love (I love Rock'n'Roll, so stick another dime in the juke box baby, I love Rock'n'Roll so come and take your time and dance with me!), so be good if ya can handle it, kthx? Beyond that some Country is cool (prefer the more upbeat stuff, the depressing sh*tis... well............ depressing.), I can handle listening to pop, some R&B is nice (romantic stuff is romantic. Deal.) But I absolutely HATE rap! You have been warned. I may go for the throat. Ravenous!

Movies are a passion (that's right a passion!) of mine and I will quote stuff at your face all day. All. Damn. Day. Can't handle it? Feelin' froggy? Jump. Let's see what you got buttercup! I enjoy all types of movies (though I would be remiss if I didn't admit that a lot of Drama movies are boring. Very. Boring. Though in all fairness; it's more about who you're with than what you're doing. Amirite?) Not huge on watching TV though, when I do, it's generally something funny (Oh God. If you are a fan of Psych I may have to get down on one knee and make an utter jackass of m'self! Shawn and Gus are my heroes {two of them at least, you'll notice most of my "heroes" are just really damn dumb and hilarious!}) Other favorite TV shows are Justified, Boondocks, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother (was anyone else disappointed that the chick who is supposedly {I have a theory} the mother in the next {last} season wasn't anyone fun and famous like Jennifer Aniston?), Game of Thrones (the books are better. There. It's off my chest. . . For the moment!), The Walking Dead (yes. Daryl's crossbow is pretty fabulous, can we move on now?), and Archer, to name a few.

I love food. I am not a vegetarian. You make me eat a raw tomato and I will be very displeased. And my face will make sure you know it! Consider yourself on notice young lady.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This, that, the other thing, the stuff behind it, the whatchamacallit in the corner and... Cheese. That's right. Cheese. Nature's smelly little bit of curd-y awesomeness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aliens. They've abducted me once. They will be back.

. . . No. Not seriously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Is there such a thing as a typical Friday night for anyone? It really just kinda varies. Sometimes I'm at the movies, sometimes home reading, watching movies or playing a game, others out at the club getting shnockered and doing it live and raw! ... or whatever my ethnicity does.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I read Fifty Shades of Grey........... AND LOVED IT!

Nope. Not serious, noticing a pattern here?

Um... I'm kinda a little bit terrorfied of whales. Anything that CAN eat you whole is NOT ok!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're a fun-loving gal who can HANDLE my humor, sarcasm and general antagonisms and dish 'em right back at my face so fast I don't even have time to duck! Also. Be nice if you can hold a conversation (with yourself. While I watch. Sexy.)
Also, you reckon. I reckon I don't reckon quite enough so I might reckon you ought to reckon for me from time to time.