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31 Colorado Springs, CO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 5:39pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Banking / Finance
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Back in black I hit the sack
I been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes I am
Let loose from the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I keep looking at the sky cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse cause I'll never die
I got nine lives cat's eyes
Using every one of them and runnin' wild

Well hello there. I have a name, you can have it later, if you play nice. I work as a bookkeeper for the largest property management company in town and I am the ONLY person in my department. I get pretty stressed out some days. But hey, no rest for the wicked, amirite? I'm at the point in my life where I really would like to settle down, but these things can't be rushed and until it happens I just want to have fun. YOLO! (ugh. I just said that. May as well toss in KCCO for good measure... haha.) Anyway, I like to think I'm a pretty laid back cat, takes a lot to get me really riled up and I enjoy a damn good bit of funny! Make me laugh and we'll go a country mile.

Ladies! This... is me. (Roughly.) I'm fun, pretty exciting and will totally rock your face (Cuz I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all! Ugh. Wish I was as awesome as Jon Bon Jovi. That would be... well... awesome.) I admit that a lot of this is just a display of my sense of humor, but I assure you, I can be serious, I'm very honest (Don't lie. It's not attractive.) and do my best to avoid lying ...unless it's funny. Then, well... "Yes, dear, those pants DO make your butt look big, and on behalf of the world. Thank you." ;) I have my morals and there are very few things in this world that can make me even consider compromising them. I'm passionate about a lot and I hope you are too. Talk to you soo~oooooon!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Five Year Plan:
1) Go back to, and finish college.
B) Publish my first novel (yea, I want to be a writer, so hope you like to read! . . . Or at least know how. Suppose I can settle for that. Ugh. :P)
Also) Start my career in Law Enforcement
And another thing... {Good book. Not as good as the original Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxies though. But at least they brought back Zaphod!}) ... There is no other thing. I just lied. I'm sorry. I feel like I let down your existence. /face plant.
Ten Year Plan:
A) Open my first bar 'n grille (The name. Is awesome. Like literally one of the single most awesome things that will ever happen ever. But it's a secret, and I'm so serious; I won't tell you if we aren't pretty committed. No one must steal my baby! Not even a dingo. Not. Even. A. Dingo.)
2) Upgrade my career to the Federal level.
An' Den!) Add onto my bar ' grille with a second restaurant, in the same building but not connected in any way except for the kitchen. It's a whole thing. We can talk about it if you want, and should, cuz it's... Legen....... wait for iiiiiiiiit! Dary! Legendary!
What's that in the sky!?) Travel. I've been to three European countries (which one's you ask!? Um... You gotta ask first. I can't give it away like some common whore? I'm not that kind of guy. Also. Superman is turribull.
Moving on?) Moving on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shenanigans. No seriously. If you need a guy to completely eff stuff up with a good bit of tomfoolery. Look no further. Also. Walking. I am effin' awesome at walking! I thought it was going be so hard, but it's not! You literally just put one for in front of the other! And hell, soon you'll be walkin' out the doo~oo~oor!
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am a giant cheese monster and this profile was just a huge lie. No. Serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Rock'n'Roll is, and always will be, my first musical love (I love Rock'n'Roll, so stick another dime in the juke box baby, I love Rock'n'Roll so come and take your time and dance with me!), so be good if ya can handle it, kthx? Beyond that some Country is cool (prefer the more upbeat stuff, the depressing sh*tis... well............ depressing.), I can handle listening to pop, some R&B is nice (romantic stuff is romantic. Deal.) But I absolutely HATE rap! You have been warned. I may go for the throat. Ravenous!

Movies are a passion (that's right a passion!) of mine and I will quote stuff at your face all day. All. Damn. Day. Can't handle it? Feelin' froggy? Jump. Let's see what you got buttercup! I enjoy all types of movies (though I would be remiss if I didn't admit that a lot of Drama movies are boring. Very. Boring. Though in all fairness; it's more about who you're with than what you're doing. Amirite?) Not huge on watching TV though, when I do, it's generally something funny (Oh God. If you are a fan of Psych I may have to get down on one knee and make an utter jackass of m'self! Shawn and Gus are my heroes {two of them at least, you'll notice most of my "heroes" are just really damn dumb and hilarious!}) Other favorite TV shows are Justified, Boondocks, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother (was anyone else disappointed that the chick who is supposedly {I have a theory} the mother in the next {last} season wasn't anyone fun and famous like Jennifer Aniston?), Game of Thrones (the books are better. There. It's off my chest. . . For the moment!), The Walking Dead (yes. Daryl's crossbow is pretty fabulous, can we move on now?), and Archer, to name a few.

I love food. I am not a vegetarian. You make me eat a raw tomato and I will be very displeased. And my face will make sure you know it! Consider yourself on notice young lady.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This, that, the other thing, the stuff behind it, the whatchamacallit in the corner and... Cheese. That's right. Cheese. Nature's smelly little bit of curd-y awesomeness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aliens. They've abducted me once. They will be back.

. . . No. Not seriously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Is there such a thing as a typical Friday night for anyone? It really just kinda varies. Sometimes I'm at the movies, sometimes home reading, watching movies or playing a game, others out at the club getting shnockered and doing it live and raw! ... or whatever my ethnicity does.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I read Fifty Shades of Grey........... AND LOVED IT!

Nope. Not serious, noticing a pattern here?

Um... I'm kinda a little bit terrorfied of whales. Anything that CAN eat you whole is NOT ok!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're a fun-loving gal who can HANDLE my humor, sarcasm and general antagonisms and dish 'em right back at my face so fast I don't even have time to duck! Also. Be nice if you can hold a conversation (with yourself. While I watch. Sexy.)
Also, you reckon. I reckon I don't reckon quite enough so I might reckon you ought to reckon for me from time to time.