I been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes I am
Let loose from the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I keep looking at the sky cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse cause I'll never die
I got nine lives cat's eyes
Using every one of them and runnin' wild
Well hello there. I have a name, you can have it later, if you play nice. I work as a bookkeeper for the largest property management company in town and I am the ONLY person in my department. I get pretty stressed out some days. But hey, no rest for the wicked, amirite? I'm at the point in my life where I really would like to settle down, but these things can't be rushed and until it happens I just want to have fun. YOLO! (ugh. I just said that. May as well toss in KCCO for good measure... haha.) Anyway, I like to think I'm a pretty laid back cat, takes a lot to get me really riled up and I enjoy a damn good bit of funny! Make me laugh and we'll go a country mile.
Ladies! This... is me. (Roughly.) I'm fun, pretty exciting and will totally rock your face (Cuz I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all! Ugh. Wish I was as awesome as Jon Bon Jovi. That would be... well... awesome.) I admit that a lot of this is just a display of my sense of humor, but I assure you, I can be serious, I'm very honest (Don't lie. It's not attractive.) and do my best to avoid lying ...unless it's funny. Then, well... "Yes, dear, those pants DO make your butt look big, and on behalf of the world. Thank you." ;) I have my morals and there are very few things in this world that can make me even consider compromising them. I'm passionate about a lot and I hope you are too. Talk to you soo~oooooon!