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Blain0

27 M Farmington, MI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Blain. I'm an MSU grad and I like sports and rap music. I do stand-up comedy and I'm trying to make a living doing it. Until then I work a day job full time while trying to get on stage as much as I can, anywhere I can.
What I’m doing with my life
Stand-up comedy. Working. Ocassionally going to the gym.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, writing jokes, throwing things, awkward silences, and napping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a giant head. Either that or the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sports-related stuff, detective fiction, pulp noir.
Movies: The Dark Knight, The Departed, Goodfellas, Anchorman, Wayne's World.
TV Shows: The Wire, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Office, The League, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld.
Music: Wu-Tang Clan, The Roots, Danny Brown, Freddie Gibbs, Roc Marciano, Black Keys, Stevie Wonder, Al Green
Food: Pizza and Burgers
The six things I could never do without
In the non-people category:
1. Comedy
2. Internet
3. Phone
4. Pizza
5. Loud
6. A Bed

I'm pretty easy to please.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to achieve my crazy-ass goal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing a set at an open mic at a coffee shop in Detroit then hanging out with other comics at a bar.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're interested and you have a good sense of humor.