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Blain0

27 M Farmington, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Blain. I'm an MSU grad and I like sports and rap music. I do stand-up comedy. I make a little money doing it, but until I can make it a career I work a day job full time, while trying to get on stage as much as I can, anywhere I can.
What I’m doing with my life
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Stand-up comedy. Working. Ocassionally going to the gym.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, writing jokes, throwing things, awkward silences, and napping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a giant head. Either that or the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Sports-related stuff, detective fiction, pulp noir.
Movies: The Dark Knight, The Departed, Goodfellas, Anchorman, Wayne's World.
TV Shows: The Wire, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Office, The League, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld.
Music: Wu-Tang Clan, The Roots, Danny Brown, Freddie Gibbs, Roc Marciano, Black Keys, Stevie Wonder, Al Green
Food: Pizza and Burgers
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In the non-people category:
1. Comedy
2. Internet
3. Phone
4. Pizza
5. Loud
6. A Bed

I'm pretty easy to please.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to achieve my crazy-ass goal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing a set at an open mic at a coffee shop in Detroit then hanging out with other comics at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read comic books. Hard.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested and you have a good sense of humor.