I moved to New York in January after completing my masters at the George Washington University. I'm originally from Texas and find the ways of the east coast strange and fascinating.

Pretending to be a real person. working with some smart people trying to legitimize online education. It's an uphill battle, but something I'm really passionate about.

Getting to lowest common denominator with efficiency. I've been told I'm good at making people laugh.

anything by Ken Follet, Chuck Palanuick, Steinbeck, Vonnegut, also kinda into some really nerdy sci-fi but it you ask me I'll totally deny it.

love HBO original programming, arrested, seinfeld, 30 rock, always sunny, south park, Louie, sons of anarchy, the wire, breaking bad

anything with "Ernest Goes to..." in the title

electronic and indie music especially but I'll listen to almost everything. 2 door Cinema, Pinback, Black Keys, the RAC, Friendly Fires, LCD as a few examples.

the internet, beer, cheese, cholula (and other hot sauces), swimming pools, 3-day weekends

perpetual motion machines and how to defraud the government

bars or concerts. sometimes I can be convinced to stay in.

That my initials are BFG. Who knows what that acronym stands for?

you actually read the whole way to the bottom of my profile.