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BlakeWake

30 Washington, DC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 29, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our stuff, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that I want you to know that I know the meaning of “I wanna really really really wanna zig a zig ahh." Things like that get you through life.

I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a train wreck. Damn these profiles! Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:

-I’m a 4x Uncle [by 24] and only have one sister and I’m 1 of 2 children.
-I’m clearly the better child.
-I chose "Athletic and toned" because they didn't have "I did P90X and Insanity a while ago." Average just doesn't match my thought process, though.
-The only bone in my body I've ever broken was my skull.
-I’ve scored a basket in basketball, a goal in soccer, haven’t played hockey - Louisiana, I was too little growing up for football and I've never hit a home run in baseball. I can complete 3 tricks snowboarding. Skateboarding is too hard because gravity gets the best of me.
- I’m roughly somewhere between 1% and 50% Mexican and my birthday falls on Sept 16th, which is Mexican Independence Day. Viva Margaritas! Which, I’ll admit to drinking plenty of pink ones.
-For years I was 5’10” and then I accepted reality.
-I own two pairs of skinny jeans but they both serve a specific purpose. If you're not scared of Russians then I'll tell you what they are.
-I didn't drink until I was somewhere between the age of 21 and 22 - I don't remember.
-Reading the little snippets under the Magic Hat bottle caps makes me happy.
-When I'm grocery shopping and nobody is looking I'll push the buggy and ride it.
-I call it a buggy.
-In college my phone once rang in a lecture hall to the song “MMMBop” by Hanson.
-There is nothing better than when your girlfriend leaves your place and it still smells like her (I’m just stating in general…get your mind out of the gutter).
-I’m a pretty good pool player or at least think I am.
-I took guitar lessons for one month. That’s long enough to learn about 3 parts of dueling banjos, realize “what’s my age again” is a hard song and annoy a bunch of friends who come visit. I still jam out pretty hard when I’m bored. Alone. Thanks for the feedback, “friends."
-I download movies off the internet and get away with it.
-I’m the best DJ in the world. It doesn’t take talent to change a good song to a better song.
-I think MTV is really the downfall of American youth culture. Bad music has been pushed on people to a level that is unheard of even surpassing the disco era...but I can’t stop watching “Teen Mom.” - Kidding, I don’t watch Teen Mom… no, really.
-Question: Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
-Fox News is evil.
-I hate the smell of theme park water. Why would they try to splash you with that?!

Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life.

If any of this interests you or want to learn more, drop me a message. (I can’t believe you actually read that entire thing.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The typical thing here would be to say "Trying to advance my career and travel the world more!" That's cliche. I'm probably just doing what everybody else is trying to do; Laugh at least 50 times a day, make others laugh about 100 times a day and smile when kids are bad in front of their parents in public.

I'm also taking this time to severely miss the NHL season. I need toothless adults slapping rubber around on ice!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing broken stuff. That and party boying.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would like to believe that people see my humor first. In reality, they probably notice my pointy eyebrows. Nanananana, batman!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite, The Hangover, The Boondock Saints, Quantum Of Solace, The Last Kiss, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Inception, The Dark Knight....There's a LOT. I love movies.

Music: Blink 182, Matt & Kim, Brand New, MGMT, Rise Against, Rancid, Noah And The Whale, Muse, Razorlight, The Wombats, Old Country Music, Bluegrass, Folk, Indy, ...I like anything if it's enjoyable.

Books: "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell." Anything hilarious.

There's also this book I read on summer break for High School. It had to do with a young kid, an old man dating a hot young woman, a slave who likes/protects the boy, the boy almost getting run over by a train on a train bridge, and a weeping willow tree that they built a train platform around. If you tell me this book's title you're guaranteed some reward because I really want to read it again.

"Happy Hour Is for Amateurs: Work Sucks. Life Doesn't Have To." is my current read. I like to laugh at books and I enjoy wild stories.

Food: All of it? I really enjoy Sushi, Pho and Mexican food!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Snowboarding
Friends
Cell Phone
Chai Tea Lattes
Physical Activities in General
Jambalaya/Gumbo/Cajun Food (I promise you that's 1 thing)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happened to all the #1 pencils...
Where are the advancements on the #2 pencils...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Scrolling through the contacts list to see who is still in the city and ready to run amok.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm from Louisiana and even attended their public schools :(
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're good at bar games, enjoy thrills and excitement (Skydiving, snowboarding, shuffleboard), and you are into having a good time while being funny and laughing. That's simple enough.

Humorless, unadventurous persons need not apply.

If your job is more important than your social life, go ahead and click that back button as well ;)