Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers
can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our
stuff, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that I want
you to know that I know the meaning of “I wanna really really
really wanna zig a zig ahh." Things like that get you through
life.
I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a train wreck. Damn these profiles! Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:
-I’m a 4x Uncle [by 24] and only have one sister and I’m 1 of 2 children.
-I’m clearly the better child.
-I chose "Athletic and toned" because they didn't have "I did P90X and Insanity a while ago." Average just doesn't match my thought process, though.
-The only bone in my body I've ever broken was my skull.
-I’ve scored a basket in basketball, a goal in soccer, haven’t played hockey - Louisiana, I was too little growing up for football and I've never hit a home run in baseball. I can complete 3 tricks snowboarding. Skateboarding is too hard because gravity gets the best of me.
- I’m roughly somewhere between 1% and 50% Mexican and my birthday falls on Sept 16th, which is Mexican Independence Day. Viva Margaritas! Which, I’ll admit to drinking plenty of pink ones.
-For years I was 5’10” and then I accepted reality.
-I own two pairs of skinny jeans but they both serve a specific purpose. If you're not scared of Russians then I'll tell you what they are.
-I didn't drink until I was somewhere between the age of 21 and 22 - I don't remember.
-Reading the little snippets under the Magic Hat bottle caps makes me happy.
-When I'm grocery shopping and nobody is looking I'll push the buggy and ride it.
-I call it a buggy.
-In college my phone once rang in a lecture hall to the song “MMMBop” by Hanson.
-There is nothing better than when your girlfriend leaves your place and it still smells like her (I’m just stating in general…get your mind out of the gutter).
-I’m a pretty good pool player or at least think I am.
-I took guitar lessons for one month. That’s long enough to learn about 3 parts of dueling banjos, realize “what’s my age again” is a hard song and annoy a bunch of friends who come visit. I still jam out pretty hard when I’m bored. Alone. Thanks for the feedback, “friends."
-I download movies off the internet and get away with it.
-I’m the best DJ in the world. It doesn’t take talent to change a good song to a better song.
-I think MTV is really the downfall of American youth culture. Bad music has been pushed on people to a level that is unheard of even surpassing the disco era...but I can’t stop watching “Teen Mom.” - Kidding, I don’t watch Teen Mom… no, really.
-Question: Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
-Fox News is evil.
-I hate the smell of theme park water. Why would they try to splash you with that?!
Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life.
If any of this interests you or want to learn more, drop me a message. (I can’t believe you actually read that entire thing.)
I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a train wreck. Damn these profiles! Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:
-I’m a 4x Uncle [by 24] and only have one sister and I’m 1 of 2 children.
-I’m clearly the better child.
-I chose "Athletic and toned" because they didn't have "I did P90X and Insanity a while ago." Average just doesn't match my thought process, though.
-The only bone in my body I've ever broken was my skull.
-I’ve scored a basket in basketball, a goal in soccer, haven’t played hockey - Louisiana, I was too little growing up for football and I've never hit a home run in baseball. I can complete 3 tricks snowboarding. Skateboarding is too hard because gravity gets the best of me.
- I’m roughly somewhere between 1% and 50% Mexican and my birthday falls on Sept 16th, which is Mexican Independence Day. Viva Margaritas! Which, I’ll admit to drinking plenty of pink ones.
-For years I was 5’10” and then I accepted reality.
-I own two pairs of skinny jeans but they both serve a specific purpose. If you're not scared of Russians then I'll tell you what they are.
-I didn't drink until I was somewhere between the age of 21 and 22 - I don't remember.
-Reading the little snippets under the Magic Hat bottle caps makes me happy.
-When I'm grocery shopping and nobody is looking I'll push the buggy and ride it.
-I call it a buggy.
-In college my phone once rang in a lecture hall to the song “MMMBop” by Hanson.
-There is nothing better than when your girlfriend leaves your place and it still smells like her (I’m just stating in general…get your mind out of the gutter).
-I’m a pretty good pool player or at least think I am.
-I took guitar lessons for one month. That’s long enough to learn about 3 parts of dueling banjos, realize “what’s my age again” is a hard song and annoy a bunch of friends who come visit. I still jam out pretty hard when I’m bored. Alone. Thanks for the feedback, “friends."
-I download movies off the internet and get away with it.
-I’m the best DJ in the world. It doesn’t take talent to change a good song to a better song.
-I think MTV is really the downfall of American youth culture. Bad music has been pushed on people to a level that is unheard of even surpassing the disco era...but I can’t stop watching “Teen Mom.” - Kidding, I don’t watch Teen Mom… no, really.
-Question: Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
-Fox News is evil.
-I hate the smell of theme park water. Why would they try to splash you with that?!
Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life.
If any of this interests you or want to learn more, drop me a message. (I can’t believe you actually read that entire thing.)
