I'm going to update this more when I get time but here is a little
summery: Right now I am in the United States Army Infantry (AKA
kind of a nerdy badass). I am stationed out of FT. Lewis and I'm
from Seattle but was born in Orange County. I just returned from a
combat tour in Afghanistan.
What I’m doing with my life
I was in the army for three years back in 2001-2004. I got out and
did the civilian thing for a while; went to school, had a career
and all the things one would expect. Then I got bored. I joined the
army again because there is no job in the world like it. They say:
if you do what you love, then you'll never have to work a day in
your life. I love my job.
I’m really good at
That's the thing... I'm not really good at anything COOL. Maybe
pulling bits of information - but retarded bits of information.
Video games. I can also hit a target 600 meters away.
The first things people usually notice about me
Besides my velour?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything Chuck Palahniuk, Fahrenheit 451, Enders Game...
Pulp Fiction, Your Highness, Casablanca, Dr. Strangelove, Payback,
Braveheart, Gladiator, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Meet Joe
Black, The Silence of the Lambs, The Princess Bride, The Jerk, I
like sci-fi and zombie movies but it's hard to find one that isn't
Firefly, The Walking Dead, Family Guy, The Simpson's, Futurama,
ADVENTURE TIME, The Office, Parks and Rec, The Colbert Report, How
The six things I could never do without
Delicious dried cured Italian meats
Family & friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People say I think too much, but I think about all kinds of cool
things like: bees and shoelaces.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about, usually at some hipster dive bar, even though I
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's classified ;)
You should message me if
You want to meet up for some coffee and talk about the finer points
of life like: "Game of Thrones" or who would win in a fight against
Neil deGrasse Tyson, or anything else random and stimulating. Also
I will return any and all messages so be brave and send away. You
can ask me anything about my life here in in the Army (so long as
it's not classified) Also I will not tell you where I put the
antidote, so don't ask...Mwahahaha!!!!!