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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and it’s important
Working on Space camp
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Originally from Rhode Island. In Chicago since 2009. Love the city but miss the east coast (mostly due to my nephew being there but I try to visit as often as possible.)

I'm a nerd about almost anything.

I have 2 jobs, one of which (writing and production assistant work) lets me express all the nerdly goodness life has to offer. Through said nerdy job I've been able to meet some awesome people and a few celebs (The cast and writer/producer of Doctor Who, Neil Degrasse Tyson, a whole bunch of comedians and a fair amount of star wars people)
Also, i wrote a star wars parody video for them which did pretty well.

I have a world record for high fives. Really.

I hate your duckface pictures and it's so very nice of you to explain how you "love to laugh." Would not have guessed that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
living, working, stuff, things
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- being an uncle
- i have a stupidly encyclopedic knowledge of random things no one in their right mind would commit to memory.
- being a decent cook
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my ability to rarely take anything too seriously. Worrying gets you nowhere.

I am a massive annoyance with random info about random things. i am a wikipedia/google junkie and will find an answer to something if asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hitchhikers guide and anything Douglas Adams wrote.
along with anything by Kurt Vonnegut and A.J. Jacobs.
Moon-walking With Einstein
The Moral Landscape
There's more, but lets finish this list with: comic books

Movies? I watch almost all types of movies and have my favorites here and there, if you've seen it, i probably have too and could shoot off more trivia about it than you'd like.

Shows: Daily Show, Colbert, Shameless, Law & Order SVU, Burn Notice, You're the Worst, The League, Archer, Family Guy, Mystery Science Theater 3000 & Rifftrax, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Sirens, Agents of Shield, Game Of Thrones, Rick & Morty, Doctor Who. the list goes on and on. Anything on cartoon network, the history channel, discovery channel or Food Network.

Music: Most anything except twangy "i love my truck" country and "my life was so hard" rap and R&B. My ipod confuses people. i guess i should name a few anyways: Mike Doughty, Huey Lewis & The News, Rustic Overtones, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, Cake, The Kooks, Hall & Oates, The Mad Caddies, Soul Coughing, Five Iron Frenzy, Jr Jr. This list also goes on and on

Favorite foods: I love a lot of food with the exception of being the worst New Englander ever by not liking lobster, crab or shrimp (it's a textural thing) I dont think you cant go wrong with a good burger and a cold dark beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
•My nephew (he gets his own mention because he's the coolest person I know)
•The internet (Face it, the internet is miraculous. Any information you need often literally in the palm of your hand)
•Sleep (the humongous memory foam mattress topper thing I bought a few months ago is hands down one of the best purchases I've ever made in my life)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-What to Wikipedia next
-How i can become Spider Man for real. It's got to be possible!
-How some people seem to pride themselves on "Not having a TV" as if they're somehow above being a normal person but then mention their love of netflix.

Also, there's got to be a way i can find my antithesis match on this site. Someone with whom i rank at least 90% enemy, i would imagine we would of course hate each other, but in an awesome arch nemesis sort of way. I'm pretty sure we'd get along.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying a beer and some food with friends. Catching up on crappy TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book. Chances are that I'll over share embarrassing things constantly. Ask me anything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want an new friend named Blake*

*You do, in fact, want an new friend named Blake. admit it. It'll be great.

It's a bit odd that girls on this site demand more than just a "hello" right out the gate. Saying they won't respond to just a hi or something that doesn't knock their socks off is just plain foolish. If you find the person attractive you'll message the "hi" guy back.

Its just that, 1. Isn't it kind of presumptuous someone will pour their heart out in the first interaction? And 2. Wouldn't anyone be creeped out if someone walked up to you in public without saying hello and started a heartfelt soliloquy?