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___Blake___

31 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Originally from Rhode Island. In Chicago since 2009. Love the city but miss the east coast (mostly due to my baby nephew being there but I try to visit as often as possible.)

I'm a nerd about almost anything. On occasion I have a job lets me express all the nerdly goodness life has to offer. Through said nerdy job I've been able to meet some awesome people and a few celebs (The cast and writer/producer of Doctor Who, Neil Degrasse Tyson, a whole bunch of comedians and a fair amount of star wars people)

I will probably aggravate you with my sarcasm but I usually aim to make people laugh.

I have a world record for high fives. Really.

I hate your duckface pictures and it's so very nice of you to explain how you "love to laugh." Would not have guessed that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
living, working, riding my bicycle by the lake whenever i can
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making my nephew laugh
-Near encyclopedic knowledge of random things no one in their right mind would commit to memory.
-Decent cook
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my ability to rarely take anything seriously

I am a massive annoyance with random info about random things. i am a wikipedia/google junkie and will find an answer to something if asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Hitchhikers guide and anything Douglas Adams wrote.
along with anything by Kurt Vonnegut and A.J. Jacobs.
Moon-walking With Einstein
Denialism
The Moral Landscape
There's more, but lets finish this list with: comic books

Movies? I watch almost all types of movies and have my favorites here and there, if you've seen it, i probably have too and could shoot off more trivia about it than you'd like.

Shows: Daily Show, Its always sunny, Colbert Report, Shameless, Law & Order SVU, Burn Notice, The League, Archer, Family Guy, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, Doctor Who. the list goes on and on. Anything on cartoon network, the history channel, discovery channel or Food Network.

Music: Most anything except twangy "i love my truck" country and "my life was so hard" rap and R&B. My ipod will confuse you. i guess i should name a few anyways: Mike Doughty, Huey Lewis & The News, Rustic Overtones, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, Cake, The Kooks, Hall & Oates, The Mad Caddies, Soul Coughing, Five Iron Frenzy, and many more! order now!..... wait. not a commercial. got it.

Favorite foods: I love a lot of food with the exception of being the worst New Englander ever by not liking lobster, crab or shrimp. I dont think you cant go wrong with a good burger and a cold dark beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
•Family
•Comedy
•My nephew (he gets his own mention because he's the coolest person I know)
•Bacon
•The internet (Face it, the internet is miraculous. Any information you need often literally in the palm of your hand)
•Sleep (the humongous memory foam mattress topper thing I bought a few months ago is hands down one of the best purchases I've ever made in my life)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-what i can do to make people laugh
-What to Wikipedia next
-How i can become Spider Man for real. It's got to be possible!
-How some people seem to pride themselves on "Not having a TV" as if they're somehow above being a normal person but then mention their love of netflix.

Also, there's got to be a way i can find my antithesis match on this site. Someone with whom i rank at least 90% enemy, i would imagine we would of course hate each other, but in an awesome arch nemesis sort of way. I'm pretty sure we'd get along.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying a beer and some food with friends. Catching up on crappy TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want an new friend named Blake*

*You do in fact want an new friend named Blake. admit it. It'll be great.

It's pretty hilarious that girls on this site demand more than just a "hello" right out the gate. Saying they won't respond to just a hi or something that doesn't knock their socks off is foolish. If you find the person attractive you'll message the "hi" guy back.
1. Kind of presumptuous someone will pour their heart out in the first interaction.
2. Anyone would be creeped out of someone walked up to you in public without saying hello and started a soliloquy