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24 M Berkeley, CA

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Last Online
Today – 3:50pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I like long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners. Sarcasm is also pretty rad.

Shouldn't my whole profile satisfy this section? Read on...
What I’m doing with my life
Let's see here. Hanging out with a bunch of proteins in microcentrifuge tubes and hopefully getting a little piece of paper that tells the world I am relatively competent in something. To put it more blatantly--doing the whole PhD thing in microbiology at UC Berkeley. Of course, this was after moving out here from the frigid wastelands of Wisconsin-or-another, where I got my BS in said field (also, tag general genetics in there somewhere).

When I'm not playing with bacteria in the lab, I enjoy doing late-night candle-lit yoga, strengthening my fingers on the electric guitar, and seeing the eclectic mix of beers on tap around the Bay. And, you know, just hanging out.
I’m really good at
Having an awkward sense of humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, I'm not other people. Phfft. If you're reading this, and you're people, why don't you enlighten me?

People say I have a slight Wisconsin accent. I tend to disagree.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's start with music, yes? Only because I care the most about it. My favorites are Katatonia, Amorphis, Paradise Lost, Insomnium, Sigh, Agalloch, Vader, Bolt Thrower, Immolation, Kalmah, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Mr. Bungle, and other delightful things. Sometimes I like to sit around and listen to Whitehouse or Wolf Eyes. I'm down for anything energetic, as long as it has tight musicianship.

How about movies? Obviously The Room. It is the best, most terribly conceived movie to ever come to fruition--I will never tire of watching it. Or the look on people's faces when I show it to them for the first time. I'm also a pretty big fan of The Evil Dead, Troll 2, Pulp Fiction, The Silence of the Lambs, The Big Lebowski, District 9, The Thing, Starship Troopers. Thriller, horror, clever, the "so-bad-it's-good" type of movie.

Shows? Trailer Park Boys, Regular Show, Doctor Who, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Breaking Bad, South Park, Dexter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Been trying to expand my literary horizons. Although I'm quite partial to The Hyperion Cantos, Dune, His Dark Materials, and The Gods Themselves.

The food spectrum? Hands down, Thai food. I could eat green curry every day for the rest of my life. Indian food has its gems as well. Also, mangoes. But mostly the Thai ones--from Thailand. The Mexican/South American just aren't as spectacular, but they suffice when you're in this part of the world. So, in summary: delicious things. Obviously. Edible is always a plus.
The six things I could never do without
The sweet scent of Earl Grey steaming in the morning.
Enjoying me-time, replete with an enticing book or my electric guitar.
Living near a body of water in some manifestation.

That could be six or more, depending on how you look at it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why OkCupid doesn't have a "Things I hate" section, and all the amazing things I would put on it. Like fixing bikes, polyamory, and Seth MacFarlane.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing things that I think are just dandy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have the amazing ability to bend my pinkies all the way back, and happen to find bathroom door handles absolutely disgusting. I own over 500 physical CDs. And no, not of the "burned CD-R" variety.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have the irresistible urge to type sentences in that little box near the top and click "Send", because I know how incredibly freaking tempting that can be.