Note: This profile will remain here as a memento to my former single self. But I am currently happily involved with a lovely woman. Account remaining active because it's fun to see people and be seen, and to hang out with all the awesome Journal folk lurking in the VIP area of the site.

That I more than likely didn't notice them. In conjunction with my vintage Permascowl, of course.

The former is true because I can't hear you over my headphones. Which leads to:
(these are actual quotes)
"Does anybody know who that guy is? He hasn't talked to anybody all year."

But in the odd event I do take out my headphones:
"Is he still talking?!?"

Or, y'know, cheekbones.

Books: My Real Life in the Cartoon World of Professional Wrestling - Manifold series - The Stars: My Destination - Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao - Chronicles of the Black Company - A Requiem for Homo Sapiens

Currently: Let the Right One In - John Ajvide Lindqvist

TV: Frisky Dingo, Being Erica, QI, Parks and Rec, Arrested Dev, Adventure Time, Peep Show, Venture Bros, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Psych, WWE, MMA, NFL

Currently: QI, Series J

Movies: I have a slight affinity for films that function without the presence of cell phones. There's a discussion there somewhere. But instead of just listing them, let's see if you can identify which of my favorites these quotes are from.
1 - "Death is a disease."
2 - "Argofuckyourself"
3 - "You're Never too old for Space Camp."
4 - "There is no such thing as an unwritten life, only a badly written one."
5 - "Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics."

Music: Tons. I'm looking at you Clint, Groove Armada, LCD, Earl Greyhound and Janelle. ++many many more. So long as it beckons the hips to shimmy and shake.

Currently on Repeat: Groove Armada - Warsaw (White Light dub)

Food: I eats. Folk are often bewildered at just how much food disappears in one sitting. Plus, I am an absolute fiend for chocolate. Pickyness is present, but I try to just be grateful that there's food in front of me.

Words: Reciprocity - onomatopoeia - tmesis - solipsistic - Tincture - asceticism - traipse - HUGBEES!

Uncertainty Principles: Heisenberg

Paradox: Fermi

- A semi-comfortable place to sit.
- Pro Wrestling. I'm not a fan, I am a purist. Don't ask.
- Headphones/music/ebook reader.
- My stubborn pride.
- My legs.
- My faculties.

What new and wonderful things I can do with rice.

Usually staying in with a chance for the occasional adventure.
Or getting into arguments that sound something like this:

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I
said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard
is not what I meant.”

Dinnertimin'

After a lifetime of pop-locking and breakdancing, I have no idea how to plainly and simply dance with another human being.

Edit: I used to have nightmares about Thomas the Tank Engine.

EditEdit: I still have nightmares about random house swallowing pits.

TriEdit: Sometimes I just swallow my food before I'm done chewing.

Editacular: If you feed me, I will be loyal to you forever.

This speaks to you.

or

You're an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga like me.