Funny, with a warped sense of humor, loyal, honest (sometimes brutally honest).

Living in the moment, that's all anyone can do. You wanna hear about my occupation don't you? So you can see if I can be financially beneficial to you? Maybe later...much later!

Conversation and driving reverse in my car...not at the same time.

My freak-ishly long eyelashes.

Books: Issac Asimov's "Treasury Of Humor" Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, The Baseball Encyclopedia.
Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Night Shift
Shows: anything but reality TV.
Food: Sushi and a nice Rib eye steak...anything that had parents.

A supply of air and Air Supply.
Music
Comedy
Knowledge
Snuggle Fabric Softener
Chuck Taylors and my Cock...ooops that's seven... So sue me!

What Country I would like to live in besides here and how soon can I get the hell out! Oh, to live in a normal and functioning society...

Hangin' and relaxing with wonderful people I call my friends or downloading movies and music illegally on the internet. Probably watching porn as well...who am I kidding...Definitely watching porn!

Then it wouldn't be private now would it?

I have been on this site and sent a bunch of messages and had a few conversations that abruptly ended for some odd reason. If you are a flake (most people from AZ are) do not even bother wasting your energy on keystrokes. Most of the people on this site are so full of shit their assholes are dripping. Go ahead and message me if you are for real...either way...I don't give a fuck!