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BlazyWyndham

28 Tucson, AZ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:48am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've rewritten this more than once. Basically - I am a little bit introverted, a little bit socially awkward but really attempting to get out there. I enjoy the place that I live, which is Tucson, a good deal. I was born and raised here and my family is here. I like long walks, reading books, animals and writing. I enjoy people who are funny. I am not really looking for anything serious, but I am open to the idea of something serious. I like kids, even if they aren't mine - especially the ones that are curious and contemplative about the world around them. I write as much as I can, and before you ask; it generally tends to be fiction. I LOVE coffee more than words can say. I like trying new food, and even though I am a bit shy, I enjoy trying new things.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, a lot. Trying to write, more. Reading as often as I can. Contemplating the TV masterpiece that is Hannibal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. My outfits. My overall spookiness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a ton of favorites, but I'll list a few:
Music: M83, Chelsea Wolfe, White Lies, Depeche Mode, Tears for Fears, NIN, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Band of Horses, White Stripes, Garbage...etc, etc. I also enjoy many pop themed artists and genres you might not expect.

Movies: Anything Miyazaki. Anything Jane Austen, usually.

Shows: Hannibal, Bob's Burgers, Castle, Bones, Revenge, Twin Peaks, etc, etc

Food: I believe pizza makes everything better. Really, I do. Subs, mexican, chinese, thai, american, etc, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My computer
2) My phone
3) My glasses
4) My Mom
5) Coffee
6) Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff I'm going to write. I have normal worries/concerns like everyone else, but I also think a lot about how I might do something I love doing and make the world a better place for it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netflix.
You should message me if
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You live in Tucson. You're single. You're relatively well adjusted.

Question: What's the point of asking me to sleep with you and then when I turn you down pointing out the fact that I'm fat? You got me! Doesn't change the fact that you're a worthless piece of trash though, does it?