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32 Perry Hall, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 6
Asian, White
Seeing Someone
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In a relationship with Awsmasaurus. Looking for friends first, possibly a triad down the line.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, reading, playing, rocking out, driving around, DotA2, Pathfinder, watching anime, you know.... stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being contradictory for the sake of conversation, ruining a joke by taking it too far, spoiling Game of Thrones (not really).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm good, they won't because I'm a ninja. HIYAH!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Vonnegut, sci-fi, fantasy, comics
Movies: Pineapple Express, Zombieland, Super Troopers, Dodgeball, Wreck it Ralph, etc
Shows: Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, SNL, Walking Dead , etc
Food: Anything edible really, no dietary restrictions and love to try international flavors
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Oxygen (substitute with helium for squeeky voice hilarity)
2. Water (substitute with beer, because why not)
3. Food (substitute with soft serve ice cream and multivitamins)
4. Coffee (substitute with intravenous red bull delivery)
5. Laptop (substitute with a book or graphic novel)
6. Car (substitute with a hovercraft and/or the Mystery Machine)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where and how I would hold out in case of zombie outbreak.

Am I giving too much eye contact, not enough?

Where I would end up on the other side of the world if I were to fall straight through the ground right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Defending my ancients or comfy couch netflix time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would never put secrets online and I think people who do are trying too hard.
You should message me if
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You want to go out together and have a great time, you think you can beat me at video games, or you are bored and want to chat with someone mostly sane.