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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:31am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English, German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I received my master's degree in global, international, and comparative history from Georgetown University in May and I have a BA in history from Sonoma State University in California.

I enjoy:
-Preppy fashion that I can't afford
-Scandinavian electro-pop
-Cooking complicated dishes with numerous spices
-Organized work spaces
-Computer games (current favorites include: FTL, Kentucky Route Zero, and BioShock Infinite)
-Books from nearly every genre
-Long walks or runs in inclement weather (I really like the rain and colder weather)
-Taking pictures of inanimate objects (mostly sculpture)
-Single origin coffee (I'm *that* guy)
-Itemized lists
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I won't rule out a PhD, but I'd like to find work related (in some way) to international development/diplomacy and/or human rights.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding conflict, making dinner, and pretending to be a psychotherapist.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think my eyeballs are kinda cool...

...But eyeballs *are* pretty neat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm always reading something. Top five (in no particular order): The Rules of Attraction (Bret Easton Ellis), Burmese Days (George Orwell), Postwar (Tony Judt), Wings (Mikhail Kuzmin), Sexual Politics, Sexual Communities (John D'Emilio)

Favorite movies include (in no particular order): Dr. Strangelove, In The Loop, The Russian Ark, Blade Runner, Metropolitan

Shows (in no particular order): Shameless, The Mind of a Chef, Doctor Who, Gotham, Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (I like my women dressed like flappers and packing heat), Bob's Burgers

Current musical interests (in no particular order): The National, Broods, The Generationals, Stromae, CHVRCHES, Lo-Fang, and everything that CCR ever recorded

I haven't met a food item that I didn't enjoy, but I haven't tried insects yet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends and family
Tea and Coffee (I'm putting these together)
Earplugs (silence is vastly underrated)
The interwebs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to afford my rent. #20something

I also spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about death (in a pseudo-philosophical way), sex, baked goods, and what my wings would look like if I had wings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading something, dominating a Cards Against Humanity game, or watching Netflix and drinking an amaro.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a drawer full of candy and nuts near my computer and I'm not sorry.
You should message me if
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You're confident, honest, and decisive and you're interested in going on a date.