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Blittzed

43 Federal Way, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 38–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My pictures are all taken within three years...most within the past year.

I'm 43. I work as a RN in a busy hospital. I work in Labor and Delivery so I get to deal with mostly happy situations. I'm the charge nurse when I am there so it can be very stressful when it gets busy. I love what I do most of the time but I do have my "holy sh*t" nights. Yes, nights. I love my schedule though because I get 6 days off in a row.

I have kids and three dogs. I have a German Shorthaired Pointer and two Rat Terriers..

I'm told I am funny and at times extremely sarcastic. I love innuendo.

I'm a sensitive girl. I care too much about most things. I care too much about what people think.... I'm working on it.
Ultimately I would like to find the "one".

Random things:
~Why do people "like" you but then never message you... weird.
~I play fantasy football with 11 guys from high school.. I'm usually kicking their asses.
~My hands and feet are always cold it seems...
~I hate laundry...it's like Kryptonite.
~I'm holding out for love; the kind that lasts forever. I think it exists.
~I have some tattoos.
~I love spending time at the beach. Beach houses, clam digging, bonfires.
~I love thunderstorms, getting caught in the rain, helping you out of your wet clothes..
~My deal breakers are facial hair (pretty much all here but I guess there might be a couple of exceptions), gauges in your ears (yuck), anyone that says they are looking for someone more than 10 years younger than them (you can't possibly be serious)...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm getting more active. I'm looking for a coed soccer team to join. Soccer was a huge deal in my younger years and I'm completely excited about it. I'm trying to get more fit. I'm planning SCUBA diving lessons to get over my ridiculous fear of sharks. Notice that Jaws is like third on my list of movies. I've done some running, just some.. and would like to get my endurance up. I'd like to run some 1/2 marathons, just 1/2 not all. I bought a new Trek!!! Now if the seat didn't hurt to sit on that would be great. Now to start breaking it in...

I'm planning a trip...out of this country. It's about time.

For the past couple years I have been learning how to Lindy Hop. Everyone asks about this and I guess it would be easiest for you to youtube it. I can also do East Coast Swing dancing. I would love to learn how to do Balboa and Shag..

Other things that interest me that I haven't done or have done very little of:
Snowshoeing (I have some in the garage that were left there), hiking, scuba diving, traveling, coed softball, snowboarding, fly fishing, hot yoga....I'll add more I'm sure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
~Remembering useless, trivial information.
~Delivering babies, I should be an OB/GYN.
~being patient.....and not being patient. Depending on the circumstances.
~Being a smartass..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pretty much everyone comments on my eyes...
My height..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Driving home from work today I decided I could rewrite my profile using only song lyrics and song titles..

So many favorites.... here goes.

My Favorite Music:
Depeche Mode, Dresden Dolls, Morningwood, Paramore, Flyleaf, Rasputina, Amanda Palmer, Creepshow (old Creepshow with Sarah Blackwood), Sarah Blackwood, Horrorpops, Devil Doll, Metric, Liz Phair, Blue Harlem (with Imelda May), Imelda May, Evanescence, Walk Off the Earth, The Presidents of the United States, Boxcar Racer/Blink 182/Angels & Airwaves, Kerli, the Trucks, Poe, alt-J, Imogen Heap, Natalia Kills, Ingrid Michaelson..... most types of music really. I'm not really into Country and I don't dig most metal....but I can deal with it.

My Favorite Movies:
Rushmore ( I saved Latin what did you ever do?), So I Married an Axe Murderer, Jaws, Zombieland, Corpse Bride, A Knight's Tale (because it makes me smile and Paul Bettany is crazy sexy!), Alien & Aliens, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pride and Prejudice, Coraline, French Kiss, Say Anything, Nightmare Before Christmas, Hope Floats, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Sucker Punch, The Price of Milk, Django Unchained, Silence of the Lambs, Raiders of the Lost Ark (all of them), Requiem for a Dream, Se7en, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, Star Wars IV-VI, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Run Lola Run, Garden State, Army of Darkness (Bruce Campbell!), many chick flicks you may or may not wish to endure as well as anything scary really....

So many more.

My Favorite TV Shows:
The IT Crowd, Tosh.o, Lost, The Following, The Killing (Damn you AMC), The Walking Dead, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Game of Thrones, Top Chef ..
I used to watch Beavis and Butthead when it was on the air...
I hate to admit; Dancing with the Stars, the Voice and X Factor. These would be my guilty pleasures I suppose.

My Favorite Food:
Sushi, Thai, Mexican, Italian, Greek, Seafood, Pho, Irish pub food... I've never had Indian.

My Favorite Books:
To be completely honest, I get very little reading time. I have a large selection of intended reads to get through... I'm open to your reading suggestions.. :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Okay I'm removing my kids, friends and family... because that's a given.
1. Coffee.
2. Really great food..
3. Coconut water, milk, oil...highly underrated by most the coconut!
4. Hard Cider. Especially if you add a shot of Fireball. It's like Christmas in a glass.
5. Music.
6. Kissing/Spooning that leads to Forking...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Silly things that really don't matter...
I got a new tattoo that simply says... "Breathe".
Every time I start to dwell on nonsensical BS I look at it and smile...
Why did I ever quit going to pipe band practice? Am I too old to start playing the bagpipes again?
Do guys not like tall girls?
How many of you are actually lying about your age?? A lot I think..
Whether I overuse the ellipsis and am I using the colon and semicolon in the correct manner...but then I don't really care. (Although some A-hole will email me to point out all my grammatical errors).
Where do single, 40ish men gather on weekends? I'm at a loss..
Why all you 40ish men say you only wanna meet women that are significantly younger than you? Ridiculous. You might have just weeded out the most awesome person ever..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, I work every other Friday night. So on those particular Fridays you will find me at the hospital managing a busy Labor and Delivery floor. My opposite Friday I am usually out with friends or doing something fun with my kiddos...and sometimes I'm doing nothing at all. Huh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I haven't been on a date in a really long time..

and..
I dislike beards and mustaches. Most all types of them. I don't get them at all and I'm not into them AT ALL. Especially the mutton chops and forked beards or the beards that the Amish men have. Super creepy to me. In general, I think they make people look much older than they actually are...which is good if you're 20 trying to buy beer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
~You're not in your 20s... sigh, what would I do with you?
~No, Seriously... you're not in your 20s.
~You don't live in Morocco, England or some other foreign country..unless your moving here.
~You think we might have something to talk about...
~You believe there is more to a potential relationship then texting..
~You don't look like Grizzly Adams or any similar variation of his appearance. I'm not attracted to him and getting naked with him is not something that I ever hoped would happen one day, even in my wildest dreams. Seriously.
~It's unfortunate that I have to add this but, You're not MARRIED or Separated or looking for me to join you and your significant other. I'm not down with polyamorous relationships...its just not for me. I'm not interested in dating anyone that is Bi. Sigh.
~You say what you mean and mean what you say..
~And one last time, You're not in your 20s...I don't want to date someone that could be my kid. Thanks.