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42 F Federal Way, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:25am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I guess you're just what I needed....

My pictures are all taken within three years...most within the past year.

I'm 42. I work as a RN in a busy hospital. I work in Labor and Delivery so I get to deal with mostly happy situations. I'm the charge nurse when I am there so it can be very stressful when it gets busy. I love what I do most of the time but I do have my "holy sh*t" nights. Yes, nights. I love my schedule though because I get 6 days off in a row.

I have kids and three dogs.

I'm told I am funny and at times extremely sarcastic. I love innuendo.

I'm a sensitive girl. I care too much about most things. I care too much about what people think.... I'm working on it.
Ultimately I would like to find the "one".

Random things:
~Why do people "like" you but then never message you... weird.
~I play fantasy football with 9 guys from high school.. I'm usually kicking their asses.
~I'm trying to eat Paleo friendly... it's tough but I'm figuring it out.
~My hands and feet are always cold it seems...
~I hate's like Kryptonite.
~I wish I was more musical. My girls got that and a lot of it. They are teaching me to play Radiohead's Creep on the ukulele.. if your lucky I'll play it for you.
~I'm holding out for love; the kind that lasts forever. I think it exists.
~I have some tattoos.
~I love spending time at the beach. Beach houses, clam digging, bonfires.
~I love thunderstorms, getting caught in the rain, helping you out of your wet clothes..
~If I have just enough of the right beverage I could be enticed to do karaoke.. it might not be pretty.
~I showed my kids the movie E.T. this evening. I cried my eyes out.
~I like to sing goofy songs while I am at work. Later as the night goes on I will hear someone at the desk singing or humming said stupid song, followed by a "Damnit". I smile inside. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm getting more active. I'm looking for a coed soccer team to join. Soccer was a huge deal in my younger years and I'm completely excited about it. I'm trying to get more fit. I'm planning SCUBA diving lessons to get over my ridiculous fear of sharks. Notice that Jaws is like third on my list of movies. I've done some running, just some.. and would like to get my endurance up. I'd like to run some 1/2 marathons, just 1/2 not all. I used to cycle...I've done STP before and would love to get a new bike.

I'm planning a trip...out of this country. It's about time.

For the past couple years I have been learning how to Lindy Hop. Everyone asks about this and I guess it would be easiest for you to youtube it. I can also do East Coast Swing dancing. I would love to learn how to do Balboa and Shag..

Other things that interest me that I haven't done or have done very little of:
Snowshoeing (I have some in the garage that were left there), hiking, scuba diving, traveling, coed softball, snowboarding, fly fishing, hot yoga....I'll add more I'm sure.
I’m really good at
~Remembering useless, trivial information.
~Delivering babies, I should be an OB/GYN.
~being patient.....and not being patient. Depending on the circumstances.
~Being a smartass..
The first things people usually notice about me
Pretty much everyone comments on my eyes...
My height..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Driving home from work today I decided I could rewrite my profile using only song lyrics and song titles..

So many favorites.... here goes.

My Favorite Music:
Depeche Mode, Dresden Dolls, Morningwood, Paramore, Flyleaf, Rasputina, Amanda Palmer, Creepshow (old Creepshow with Sarah Blackwood), Sarah Blackwood, Horrorpops, Devil Doll, Metric, Liz Phair, Blue Harlem (with Imelda May), Imelda May, Evanescence, Walk Off the Earth, The Presidents of the United States, Boxcar Racer/Blink 182/Angels & Airwaves, Kerli, the Trucks, Poe, alt-J, Imogen Heap, Natalia Kills, Ingrid Michaelson..... most types of music really. I'm not really into Country and I don't dig most metal....but I can deal with it.

My Favorite Movies:
Rushmore ( I saved Latin what did you ever do?), So I Married an Axe Murderer, Jaws, Zombieland, Corpse Bride, A Knight's Tale (because it makes me smile and Paul Bettany is crazy sexy!), Alien & Aliens, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pride and Prejudice, Coraline, French Kiss, Say Anything, Nightmare Before Christmas, Hope Floats, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Sucker Punch, The Price of Milk, Django Unchained, Silence of the Lambs, Raiders of the Lost Ark (all of them), Requiem for a Dream, Se7en, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, Star Wars IV-VI, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Run Lola Run, Garden State, Army of Darkness (Bruce Campbell!), many chick flicks you may or may not wish to endure as well as anything scary really....

So many more.

My Favorite TV Shows:
The IT Crowd, Tosh.o, Lost, The Following, The Killing (Damn you AMC), The Walking Dead, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Game of Thrones, Top Chef ..
I used to watch Beavis and Butthead when it was on the air...
I hate to admit; Dancing with the Stars, the Voice and X Factor. These would be my guilty pleasures I suppose.

My Favorite Food:
Ok, so I've had a diet change. These would have to be selective choices now.. Sushi, Thai, Mexican, Italian, Greek, Seafood, Pho, Irish pub food... I've never had Indian.

My Favorite Books:
To be completely honest, I get very little reading time. I have a large selection of intended reads to get through... I'm open to your reading suggestions.. :)
The six things I could never do without
Okay I'm removing my kids, friends and family... because that's a given.
1. Coffee.
2. Really great food..
3. Coconut water, milk, oil...highly underrated by most the coconut!
4. Hard Cider. Especially if you add a shot of Fireball. It's like Christmas in a glass.
5. Music.
6. Kissing/Spooning that leads to Forking...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Silly things that really don't matter...
I got a new tattoo that simply says... "Breathe".
Every time I start to dwell on nonsensical BS I look at it and smile...
Do guys not like tall girls?
How many of you are actually lying about your age?? A lot I think..
Whether I overuse the ellipsis and am I using the colon and semicolon in the correct manner...but then I don't really care.
Where do single, 40ish men gather on weekends? I'm at a loss..
Why all you 40ish men say you only wanna meet women that are significantly younger than you? Ridiculous. You might have just weeded out the most awesome person ever..
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, I work every other Friday night. So on those particular Fridays you will find me at the hospital managing a busy Labor and Delivery floor. My opposite Friday I am usually out with friends or doing something fun with my kiddos...and sometimes I'm doing nothing at all. Huh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Okay It's not really private...
I dislike creepy beards and mustaches. Not all of them...just creepy serial killer kinds. ;) I'm just not into them at all. Especially the mutton chops and forked beards. Super creepy to me. In general, I think they make people look much older than they actually are...which is good if you're 20 trying to buy beer.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 38–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
~You're not in your 20s... sigh, what would I do with you?
~No, Seriously... you're not in your 20s.
~You don't live in Morocco, England or some other foreign country..unless your moving here.
~You think we might have something to talk about...
~You believe there is more to a potential relationship then texting..
~You don't look like Grizzly Adams or any similar variation of his appearance. I'm not attracted to him and getting naked with him is not something that I ever hoped would happen one day, even in my wildest dreams. Seriously.
~It's unfortunate that I have to add this but, You're not MARRIED or looking for me to join you and your significant other. I'm not down with polyamorous relationships...its just not for me. I'm not interested in dating anyone that is Bi. Sigh.
~You say what you mean and mean what you say..
~And one last time, You're not in your 20s...I don't want to date someone that could be my kid. Thanks.