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BlondeBelle_

24 F Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm absolute mess. Just by reading this profile you're probably already in danger.

After college I had something to prove to the world. I wanted a job. Not just any job but the BEST job. Big bucks, cool perks, the whole 9 yards. I was so busy trying to impress the world with my big fancy degree that I kind of forgot about what I wanted. I forgot to ask the important questions like: Who am I as an adult? What am I good at?Two years later it's me time.

So far me time goes a little like this: new hobbies, new friends, and LOTS of swimming holes. I've got my whole life to be rich and wear designer stuff. Right now I've got the basics, car, apartment, job, friends.

So if you want to grab a drink or get some summer sun, I might be your girl.

Cheers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Some random facts:

I spend a lot of time in SE Louisiana and small Texas towns.
I do improv comedy.
I have a new life plan a lot.
I want to be famous.
I'd like to get into interior decorating. (Starting here http://strongchoices.tumblr.com)
Sometimes I paint.
I make a killer sandwich.
I like a man's man.
I overthink things.
The last time I did a 5k I drank the whole time. It's a tradition I'd like to maintain.
I'm an extremely loyal and devoted friend.
I'm rowdy, loud. I start strong, never PC, but pay serious attention to social grace and diplomacy- it's a fine line, but I push it ;)
I'm always telling stories that will make you scratch your head and laugh out loud.
I live downtown.
I surround myself with intillegent people with a zest for life. My best friends are those that have a lot of both.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm not batshit crazy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sound like Zooey Deschanel, and also happen to act like her as Jess on New Girl- or so I've been told. If you're into awkward-adorable-quirky types, read on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't have cable so I watch a lot of PBS. PBS has taught me a lot of things, one of those things being when I'm old and boring and wear khakis, I can have my own travel show. I don't read books that much. Judge me.

I was a late Spotify adopter, now I'm obsessed. Indie/alternative rock is my happy place, lately I've been trying to get to the root of it with Pixies, the Smiths, etc. I love going down the black hole of "bands that sound like bands you like". It's like getting music recommendations from my future self. Shakey Graves is my favorite local artist. And my hall pass. Seriously, dibs. Singer/songwriter is my second favorite genre. It's all gotta have soul!

Last CDs I bought (yeah literal CDs): Passion Pit- Gossemer, Shakey Graves- Roll the Bones, Alabama Shakes- Boys and Girls, Sublime with Rome... because I never outgrew my reggae/ska phase. Oops.

I like food that comes out of trailors. I frequently get calls and texts on "where to eat". I have no interest in African food and I think Vietnamese is like bland Thai food. Other than that, I'm game.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dad. (I realize I don't get to keep him forever, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.)
Good conversation.
A purpose.
Adventure.
Cheese. Actually dairy in general. I'm hoping to steal Sway's ice cream recipe this week so I can make it at home.
Good music.

Would you rather be deaf or blind? Just curious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life before internet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually don't know what I'm doing until I'm halfway there. I prefer things that involve people, music, beer, or all of the above. I also really really love a night in. And I'm starting to feel less guilty about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm afraid to turn left when I drive, but I do it anyways. I give money to hobos only if their sign is funny. I believed in Peter Pan until probably 5th grade. Mindy Kaling is my role model. (My goal in life to find the middle ground between her and Anthony Bourdain, I'll let you know when that works out.) Sometimes I sing to my dog. My greatest hits include "You're so fluffy", "Bathtub, bathtub, washing you in the bathtub", and my personal favorite "If lose anymore hair in this apartment, I'll kill you, stop shedding."

I can come off kind of strong. Some might interpret it as desperation, but really it's curiosity mixed with interest. Online dating is so weird! Tell me you love/hate it too.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want something worth fighting for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=DiEwJTOderQ
You're a family man.
You're really into Barton Springs and the greenbelts.
You bathe. I hate to include this one, but I can't tell you how many Austin men smell. Shower dudes.
You're down for river dominos. And can teach me how to play some mad poker. (At which point we start hustling local games, make some cash on the side, just because we can. Bonnie and Clyde style.)
You're a man. (Not a boy.)
Bonus points if you don't have a huge beard or tats. They aren't bad, just not my jam ya know?
You're single for a reason. And the reason is you're looking for the right person. (And not that you play DND on the reg, own more than one cat, live with your mom, etc.)
You know how to fish.
You vote (don't care which party).
You know how to cook a few things (mac and cheese sorta counts).

Annnnnnnd GO!