Just got out of a pretty bad relationship with a guy on here, so I'm not looking for anything. Started off amazing, but he changed. My heart is still broken, so I'm in no place to be dating.

Right now, I'm living in Payson, AZ. I'm moving back to San Diego in June.

I really enjoy being outdoors. I love hiking, camping, fishing, scaring small children, Zelandoni, and laying out under the stars. I kind of feel like I should have been born in a smaller town somewhere surrounded by mountains, lakes, and streams!

I'm also a fan of sports. Love watching football on TV and baseball and hockey at the event. I'm kind of torn on my teams. Being a San Diego native, I'm obviously a fan of the Padres and the Chargers (And always a fan, not fairweather), but I also love the Phillies and the Eagles!

Let's see, I love 80s music a TON, and I can not help but thoroughly enjoy cheesy 80s slasher flicks (mostly for the tits)!

Last but not least, I am a Coolette and a Zexlette! AND PROUD!

I am spunky, contemplative, and effusive

I'm a medical coder for a hospital in Payson, AZ for now, and will be doing the same thing when I get back to San Diego.

Its a fun career with a lot of odd information. I really like it.

Other than that, I love relaxing with friends, playing beer pong (if I can convince my partner to drink all the beer), and laughing. Nothing better than an impromptu party, bonfire or bar-b-que with friends. Always makes for fun pictures, videos, or stories.

Cooking certain dishes, reading horror novels, singing loudly in the car, listening, being a good friend, laughing at inappropriate moments, caring about others, being designated driver, and the ability to find amusement doing anything.

I can have a conversation about anything. No subjects are off limits to me, and I tend to keep an open mind about everything. I prefer open discussions instead of attacks on beliefs. Unless you believe Santa doesn 't exist, then it's on like Donkey Kong! I once killed a guy with nothing but a disposable teaspoon and an elastic band.

The ugly faces I make. I call them my sexy faces, but I'm always crossing my eyes, puffing my cheeks, or contorting my mouth in some way. I tend to have an expressive face, and it's not always pretty, but it does make me a couple bucks on the fetish sites!

Besides that, I guess it's the fact that I'm pretty much the whitest San Diego native ever. I'm pale ...really pale. Whenever I wear a skirt, my dad asks me to walk ahead and light the way!

Danika is one of those people who just gets it. How quickly you figure this out depends on how much you get it. Edited by mysteryguestone, one of the most awesome girls on this site!

Favorite books: Anything by Stephen King. He's an amazing author. I've read pretty much everything except for the Dark Tower series. I refuse to read it until I have all the books and a whole lot of time to read them in. I've also dipped into a little bit of Dean Koontz and Anne Rice. Basically, I enjoy twisted dark novels. I also read the entire Harry Potter series, and if you're wondering, yes, I was one of those nerds that pre-ordered the books. Ive also read all four of the Dan Brown books: Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, Digital Fortress and Deception Point.

Favorite movies: Any cheesy 80s slasher flick. My favorite, so far in that genre, is Blood Diner.
Other than that, I like all sorts of movies. I love the Harry Potter series, The Waitress, SuperBad, Knocked Up, Ocean's 11,12,&13, The Sweetest Thing, Super Troopers, Beerfest, The Da Vinci Code, The Italian Stallion (kudos if you actually know what this movie is), Underworld/Underworld: Evolution, The Departed, Casino, Goodfellas, American Psycho, the Die Hard series, and anything by Kevin Smith.

Favorite music: 80's, country, rock, classic rock. My favorite of all time is Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers....with Metallica in a very close second with Bad Religion rounding out the top three. My roomate and I share a love of Metallica, so its not uncommon for us to sit around listening to it for hours and singing along.

Favorite Food: Mexican. Yummy, greasy, fatty, full of bad stuff mexican. I'm also a fan of greek and Italian.

1. My friends and family
2. My books
3. My freedom
4. Zexarious, a_cool_name, just_as_you and harrytuttle(basically the four most awesome guys on this site)
5. Beef Jerky/Red Meat/Zelandoni
6. My sense of humor

Im seriously a carnivore...I love red meat. Something about thinking of a nice medium rare filet mingon with bleu cheese crumbles on top just makes my mouth water. (I'm part vampire. I don't come out during the day. That's also why I'm so pale.) Edits by jnm099

anything and everything. I tend to overanalyze and overthink everything that I can. Sometimes I have problems falling asleep at night because my mind is going over a million things.

What Im going to say next. ADHD comes with the burden of blurting things out that sound ridiculously stupid. I have to censor a lot of what I say or people just aren't going to follow the conversation at all.

Why people act the way they do. I spend a lot of time analyzing people to hopefully understand them that much better.

How much I WISH I could read thoughts!

The beauty that is icanhelp

Hanging out with friends....either at a dive bar or at someone's house

Sitting outside with my roomate listening to her extensive iTunes library and possibly bursting into spontaneous interpretive dance when I feel like it. We can sit for hours just discussing anything and everything that crosses our mind and she seriously makes me laugh more than anyone on this planet.

I have ADHD. That's not REALLY all that private, but I figure people should know. You can tell when my hyperactivity kicks in. That's usually when someone asks how much Ive had to drink when all Ive been consuming is sprite.

Oh, I guess another thing would be that I've had melanoma. Not super crazy. I caught it early, so they just cut it out. That would be part of the reason I'm so pale. Not supposed to be in the sun very often! Only problem is that I'm solar powered. I LOVE the sun. Sooo, I just buy super awesome sunscreen :)

(This is a lie. Shes never had melanoma. Its all a cover for her wanting to suck the blood from your body. She wants to give you a hickey she says. Yeah right. Don't fall for it. Run, RUN while you still can, before the pale arm of death reaches for you. Its too late for me, but you can still save yourself.) Edits by jnm099

Oh, I looove underwear with sayings on the butt...that and underoos! I have underoos w/ matching tanktops and I run around pretending to be a superhero. Not always when I'm alone, either. My poor roommate.

you want to....
If you have a good joke
Youre a fan of Kevin Smith and want to discuss all the movies
You arent going to agree with EVERYTHING I say, and you have your own mind.
You want to hear all about my sexual theories (No, that doesnt mean I want to cyber.)
You dont mind that I can be kind of a crackhead at times! (I get hyper, but can also be very calm)
You enjoy spontaneous interprative dancing
You dont mind that I sing to almost every song I hear...and not always well
You have a fun story to share with me!
You dont mind someone who enjoys making a joke out of pretty much everything! I know how to be serious, but why?
You love the use of exclamation marks as much as I do!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!
You have a weird obsession with completing your profile and feel that messaging me may help you get to 100%
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You want to teach me how to fix a car. Even though my dad knows everything, he kind of refuses to teach me. My knowledge covers changing a tire and checking/refilling fluids (i.e. transmission fluid, oil). I really want to learn!