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Blondebiskit

51 F Sheffield, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Well that's strange...the stuff I like...planing to move to Denver in December and hope to start a new business with my daughter - a small restaurant or something similar...

Going out with friends, pubs rather than clubs, music ...Billie Holiday through to the Stranglers, books, stuff and things, also liking the occasional glass of wine, cooking, and shopping...but only for nice stuff...like shiny things and fluffy kittens... I have cupboards full of used kittens as they don't seem to last long once you get them home and it's a shame to just throw them out.......

I have also recently realised I have long arms..I believe they could be described as freakishly long...in relation to the norm..if there is one...and I'm sure there is...which would be the arm length norm...probably...

Apparently..and without my 'say so'..I have been mostly completed..well let me say..it isn't what you might expect...no light at the end of a tunnel..no personal realisation...in fact I don't get it..maybe it's me...nah..it's everyone else..thank goodness...

I am mostly complete, excitable, & I lie... when it gets me where I want to be...or maybe that's a lie...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wrapping it in pretty paper ..and tying it with ribbons & bows....sprinkle some sparkles on there too..it all helps...listening to...Bach Double Violin Concerto in D Minor...and recently...I just don't know what to do with my 'big clear out'...scenario...I had a big clear out a few weeks ago..I put the 'big clear out' in my spare room...and now I have to decide what I should do with the 'big clear out'..when my sister came to stay I put the 'big clear out' back in my room...but it is not feasible for it to stay there...so..I'm at an impasse..I think that's what it's called..I just call it the 'big clear out'....update on the 'big clear out' ...it is going tomorrow...I will have a spare room again...well for a short time anyway..that is all....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This and that, & some other stuff...I have certificates...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The midgets have left me...the lure of Hollywood was to much..which would be fine but they went to Vegas...all I can do is wish them well...the ingrates...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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'Once Upon a Time in America', 'Taxi Driver' most anything with De Niro. See up there ^ for music. Italian food, cherry tomatoes,and salad foods in general ...and my favourite words today are jiggery & pokery..i also like 'shenanigans', but it has slipped into common parlance of late and has somehow lost some of it's allure for me..however, verisimilitude has a certain indefinable something...erstwhile and finagle..two words we don't make enough use of...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My handbag - if needs be I could start a new life with the contents, my sanity, the love of my family, Friday nights, something else and...incompleteness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is IKEA designing warheads...we should be told..those crazy Scandanavians...great dining room furniture though..and who doesn't love their unique storage ideas...apparently and, I have no idea if this is true, Terence Conran had a range of throw pillows which were suspect...nods as good as a wink etc....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town...having a great time...dancing..singing...actually i'm really enjoying myself....having fun...just because the midgets have left me..I'm not bitter...they may be ungrateful bastards..and just because they wouldn't have got this far without me...anyone with a brain will realise this is a cry for help...yada yada...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am currently spending no time with the ungrateful midget acrobats...bastards...i could have got them into Vegas..I have connections...I know 'people'....
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 45–65
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Time is of the essence..a stitch in time saves...something..something..something