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BloodElfWarlock
22 / F / straight / Single
Laurel, Maryland
Awards (5)
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Online now!
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 4' 11" (1.49m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on two-year college
- Job
- Other
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Owns cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am kissing, hands, and shaking babies.
My Self-Summary
I'm here for a potential mate to feed on for free dinners, many
materialistic objects that I don't actually need presented in the
form of presents, gratuitous funds, and eye candy. In return, my
mate will receive endless nagging about his personal habits and/or
hygiene, a backseat driver, and countless nights of unsatisfactory
sex.
Do we have a deal?
Do we have a deal?
What I’m doing with my life
I am a bartender at the local country club.
I'm also in the process of earning my AAS in Business Management; one class at a time.
I'm also in the process of earning my AAS in Business Management; one class at a time.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short and busty.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, and similar books.
Music: Country for the most part, and hip hop.
Movies: The Scalping of Hundreds of Nazis
Music: Country for the most part, and hip hop.
Movies: The Scalping of Hundreds of Nazis
The six things I could never do without
My MP3 Player
(not an iPod)
Pancake (my cat)
Cincinnati Chili
Ben and Jerry's Sweet Cream and Cookie Ice Cream
Pancake (my cat)
Cincinnati Chili
Ben and Jerry's Sweet Cream and Cookie Ice Cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'm going to find a guy who's at least half as cool as I am.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working at the bar. The majority of my life revolves around work
right now. I'm hoping to change that soon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Bugs scare the shit
out of me.
Also, I can't ride a bike. It's not for lack of trying, because I've tried many times since I was a child. But because I've had 6 surgeries on my middle/inner ears, it's sort of screwed up my balance, and I can't balance right on a bike. It sort of ruins my dream to own and ride a motorcycle.
Also, I can't ride a bike. It's not for lack of trying, because I've tried many times since I was a child. But because I've had 6 surgeries on my middle/inner ears, it's sort of screwed up my balance, and I can't balance right on a bike. It sort of ruins my dream to own and ride a motorcycle.
You should message me if
You think you can rock my socks just as equally as I will rock
your's.
Sock rocking is not a one-way street.
Or for any other reason, though let me know what reason it is when you message me.
Also, should I ever send out the initial email, be assured that when I read your profile, I said to myself, "I'd hit that". Only, I can't really say that in first emails because the guy would just think I'm only into sex. Stupid dating site etiquette.
One more thing. I've noticed a trend recently of men who only commit to writing one email and then dropping off the face of the earth. It's sort of frustrating. If you're going to email me and then decide that you hate me forever for whatever reason, could you be a dear and tell me why you're not interested in me? I'm really curious to know why I seem so undateable after the first email that I send.
Sock rocking is not a one-way street.
Or for any other reason, though let me know what reason it is when you message me.
Also, should I ever send out the initial email, be assured that when I read your profile, I said to myself, "I'd hit that". Only, I can't really say that in first emails because the guy would just think I'm only into sex. Stupid dating site etiquette.
One more thing. I've noticed a trend recently of men who only commit to writing one email and then dropping off the face of the earth. It's sort of frustrating. If you're going to email me and then decide that you hate me forever for whatever reason, could you be a dear and tell me why you're not interested in me? I'm really curious to know why I seem so undateable after the first email that I send.
