If you like taking long walks anywhere but don't much care for piña
If you read Palahniuk like his books were the bible and can tell me
the other author of Good Omens(Besides Pratchett).
If you aren't going to try and make me become a vegetarian or a
christian but you might try to convince me to play lazer tag.
If you appreciate a guy cooking for you but understand that large
meals consume large amounts of time to prepare.
If you watch anime that isn't on cartoon network. Or can read
If you have ever heard of a Jaguar, the gaming system not the
If you know who said, "Is it not worthy of tears, that when the
number of worlds is infiinate we are not yet lords of a single
If you have a masochistic relationship with Culdcept Saga or a
sadistic one with any free range rpg. - i.e. Fallout 3,
If you used to watch Fresh Prince, but didn't live through
If you listen to more bands then days you went to high school, but
did so while still graduating.
If I say Dungeons and, you say ___?
If you can deal with my obvious nerdiness.
If your IQ is above 140.
If you don't t@1|< 1ik3 ~/_1$
If you're obsessed with Edward Norton
and Robert De Niro,
but are willing to admit The Score was a bad movie.
If you can sing Jasmine's lines from A Whole New World or Warren
G's from Regulate.
If you can debate me with logic, not bullshit.
If you are in love with Disgaea, or even know what it is.
If you are addicted to coffee and not heroin.
If you think you can (and want to) have sex at least three times a
If you enjoy going to museums, but don't think that makes you
better then (well) anyone.
If you love smores or can guess the brand of whiskey I drink.
If you think this song describes your demeanor.
If you understand you are not perfect, and neither am I, nor is
If you just want to hang out, play some Mario Kart (Or R6V2),
listen to some musik, catch a movie, go for a drive, and at the
same time have something to talk about that doesn't involve
television. While understanding that I know how to spell though
choose to spell words like music incorrectly just because I am a
dork and think it looks kool.