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Bloodmonkey1134

24 M Orlando, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Josh, and I'm fucking awesome. I'm incredibly laid back, very charming, and a good conversationalist so please feel free to say hi. I'm nearly done with UCF (so glad), and should be finished Spring of 2015. After graduating I'll probably stick around the East Orlando area for a while longer; I've got some cool friends in the area and I like the city.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to UCF for Digital Media: Game Design Track. Hope to work on video games for a career. Alllmost graduating; looking forward to not having homework or projects soon.

Just got a job working at a little cafe, pay isn't amazing but at least I get free lunch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversations; I make sure to have a proper discourse and allow the other person to finish their thought. I'll ask questions, I'm very engaging, and extremely relaxed and approachable. If you meet me you will be charmed, I promise you (it's my disarming nature that does it). It's most fun to do so in a quiet setting, usually while smoking hookah.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly don't know. My friend Anne says it's my facial structure because she's interested in anthropology, but more accurately that it's my eyes and wry grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Television:
The Office, Parks and Recreation, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, House, Bob's Burgers, Family Guy, American Dad, 30 Rock, Lie to Me, Burn Notice (RIP), Psych, Firefly (also RIP), Dead Like Me (God, how long ago did I write this?), Shin Chan, Reno 911 (seriously, what year is it?), Green Wing, Reboot (If you know this one, really know it, dear god say hi).

Books:
Harry Potter, 11,002 Things to be Miserable About, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, The Keys To the Kingdom, A Modern Tale of Faerie, and The Pendragon Series. I kind of struggle with books sometimes because I get really involved in a series and then when its over I need recuperating time. It's like a really bad break up, but without the rebound. Honestly haven't read a good book in a while.

I'm also rather into some webcomics; my favorite that I check often are Ctrl-Alt-Del, Cyanide & Happiness, and Questionable Content. They are amazing, mostly digging Questionable Content at the moment.

Also, totally adding video games to this list: Halo of course, loved Oblivion (holy shit this is old, changing this to Skyrim) and Fallout 3/New Vegas. Braid is one of those really rare gems on the Xbox Arcade if you like interesting puzzles. Portal 1 & 2, Half-Life 2/Ep. 1/2. Haven't played a new game in a while, and I've also been known to play some Minecraft in bursts.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Internet
A hobby
Engaging Discussions
Sexual Energy
Foooood
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm ultimately going to do with my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eh, varies. I'm not a party kind of person.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty open about shit, just ask and I've probably got a story for you.
You should message me if
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You have a question about anything (I love answering questions), you want to get coffee, or you want to smoke some hookah and talk about life.