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31 F Burlington, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Dec 7, 2006
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yeah, I guess there's alot of things you could say about me. (Jenn called me "Shakespeare in a straightjacket"...haha...) I work at a developmental center, go to school for Psychology, and use most of my free time for rockin out. Let's see...I love my job, it's hilarious (if you've ever worked with the mentally challenged you would know what I mean)! I am a single, extremelly nerdy chick (I read poetry, subscribe to Psychology magazines, and write people's college papers for money...need I say more?!). I am pretty laid back and try to exude a kind of lighthearted sarcasm when it comes to my daily existence. Life is too short for BS, stress, snobs, deushbaggery, and especially liars. I guess you could say I have a style about me, though I definetly wouldn't say that you could truly compare it to anyone else. My taste is a strange mix of Alice in Wonderland, Marilyn Monroe, and a punky/nerdy/goth chick. I know this sounds a bit crazy...but I think it works for me :) I have so many interests, but a few things that hold a special place in my heart are comic books, zombies, reading, horror flicks, action figures, flea markets/yard sales, singing, smokin (wink wink), roller derby, dancing, mythology, poetry, Marilyn Monroe,cartoons, Alice in Wonderland, Indian Food, Card Games, bellydance, sex, antiques /collectables, drinking, pin-up girls, video games, cooking, Found Magazine, musicals, Psychology, tatoos and piercing, yoga, sushi, DIY clothing, pirates, concerts, anime, juggalos, classic film, history, science, blah blah blah...

I am hilarious, nerdy, and unique
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Like I said, I work at a developmental center (midnight to 8am: aren't I hardcore?) My job is so rewarding in so many ways. I can't imagine doing anything else at this point in my life. I am currently waiting for my year anniversary to come up so my job will pay for school. I already have about 2 years done and just two more years and I will have my bachelors in Psychology. Can't wait...I LOVE that Psych shit...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
What I'm really good at? Hmm..that's an excellent question. You see, most of the time, unless I am really sure about my skills in a particular area, I am not the type to brag. However, I can honestly tell you that there are a few things that I definitely excel in. They are: singing, listening, smoking (Ahem...not cigarettes...I'm a warrior, what can I say?), making fun of ANYTHING, sex (I have to admit, I know what I'm doin...haha), card games (ever play "Chez Geek" or "Munchkin"...I love that nerdy shit!), writing papers and poetry, air hockey (Challenge me. I dare you.), shooting zombies, Bubble Bobble, changing the lyrics of songs to make them dirty (you should hear my version of The Beatles "DayTripper"...I like to call this one "GayStripper"...hilarious), and rockin out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess I really wouldn't know being since I can't read minds...but I would ascertain that the first thing someone would notice about me is my hitchcock girl cool blonde hair, followed by my fabulous knockers, then most likely my quirky clothes. I'd like to think that when people first meet me they notice my manners, whitty sarcasm, and killer smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ok here we go...this is gonna get crazy... Music: ICP, Twiztid, Sublime, Nirvana, ABK, Weezer, KMK, Rolling Stones, Blaze, Tenacious D, The Ziggins, The Doors, Alice Cooper, Tech N9ne, Fiona Apple, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Lauryn Hill, Tori Amos, Al Green, Musicals, Led Zepplin, Cheesy 80's Music, Fleetwood Mac, Old School Rap, Bjork (and the Sugarcubes!), Less Than Jake, Sleeper, Heart, The Strokes, Cheap Trick, David Bowie, Big B, Stevie Wonder, Notorious B.I.G., Madonna, Patsy Cline, Barry White, Boston, Too Rude, The Sweet, Bob Marley, The Beatles, Garbage, the Smashing Pumpkins, Yes, Bob Dylan, LTJ, Mix Mob, Journey, Mowtown, Rage Against the Machine, NIN...and SO much more!

Books: Ohh god, I'm such a book monster! I devour books at lightning speed! (I know I'm corny...just shut up ok!) Right now I'm in the middle of Memoirs fo a Geisha and it totally kicks ass, can't wait to see the movie. (Update: Saw the also kicks ass.) Some old favs are American Psycho, Tuesdays with Morrie, Behind the Paint (totally blew my mind!), The Virgin Suicides, Choke, LOTR, It, I Never Promised You a Rose Garden, Anything Shakepeare, The Screwtape Letters, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Excorcist, The Narnia Chronicles, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, The Angry Clam, The Great Gatsby, Wicked, Lolita, The Celestine Prophesy, The Phantom of the Opera, Cell, Valley of the Dolls, The Zombie Survival Guide (I can't live without it! Gotta be prepared...), and my favorite book of all time is Alice in Wonderland (I've read it over 20 times!).

Food: Indian food(The love of my life.), sushi, Italian, Mexican, Vegetarian, Thai, Chinese, American Breakfast(I LOVE food from other cultures and countries but nobody does breakfast like here!), cajun, and you know, I could go on but I think it would suffice to say that I am very open to trying new things and have extensive interests in different foods.

Movies: (I don't blame ANYONE for not reading all of this, but I am a movie I must!)Natural Born Killers, Dawn of the Dead, Alice in Wonderland, all Marilyn movies, 28 Days Later, Training Day, Resident Evil 1 and 2, The Big Lebowski, Half Baked, It, Freaks, Spirited Away, TMNT 1 and 2, The Bad Seed, Dark City, Groundhog Day, Lolita (old and new), Uncle Buck, Anything Bruce Lee, Godzilla flicks, Nowhere, Velvet Goldmine, Hellraiser, The Sandlot, Happiness, Henery: Portrait of a Serial Killer, The Rocky movies (They all rock except 5...that one was slightly, The Following, anything with Hannibal Lecter, Lost in Translation, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Virgin Suicides, Crippled Masters, Swingers, The Godfather Trilogy, Star Wars movies, Best in Show, Scrooged, Kevin Smith movies, The Puppet Master movies (pretty much anything Full Moon), Scarface, Drop Dead Fred, Anchorman, Streetcar Named Desire, The Royal Tenanbaums, Donnie Darko, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Friday, Ravenous, The Sting, Day of the Dead, The Warriors, Mask of the Red Death, Vampire Hunter D, MANY Musicals, Amadeus, The Last Unicorn, Last Action Hero, David Lynch movies, Grave of the Fireflies, Fear of a Black Hat, Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle, The Stuff, LOTR, Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Ed Wood, Shanghai Triad, The Beverly Hillbillies, Pumpkin, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Toxic Avenger, Buffalo 66, Gone with the Wind, Stand By Me, KFM, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Liar Liar, House of 1000 Corpses/Devils Rejects, Rocky Horror, Creepshow 1 and 2, the Adventures of Unico, The Dark Crystal, The Goonies, Memoirs of a Geisha, Miranda, The Opposite of Sex, Castaway, Labyrinth, Made, A Mighty Wind, Thirteen, Time Bandits, Suckers, Dead Alive, Tarantino movies, Lost and Delerious, Blazeing Saddles, Anything Monty Python...can't type anymore! (Can you tell I love movies yet?)

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This seems important...I'd better think for a minute...ok, here goes: manners, my nerdy friends, MUSIC, Indian Food, high heeled mary janes, and my enormous collection of Alice in Wonderland stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about people an awful lot. I guess it's the whole psychology know: Why do people do what they do? What's life all about? All that nonesense ;) I daydream quite a bit too. I like to make up little scenes in my head (especially when bored out of my mind at work!), remember past experiences, and think about the future. Other than that, my head is pretty much filled with useless crap like movie quotes, zombie survival skills, and the real names of comic book characters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping till about 9PM so I can be at work by 11:30. My "friday" night is tuesday. Usually, I like to fill my "weekend" with as much fun as possible so I can feel like I made something of my time off. I do lot's of things, it would take too long to make a list. However, I am guessing that if you read most of the other shit on here, you could pretty much figure it out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My life is an open book. I find it's much easier not to have secrets. I'll try though...hmmmm...well, I guess I will tell you that when I was a little girl, every time I threw a penny into a fountain...I wished to meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. So now you know that I have always been a ridiculous
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