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Blorgon

24 M Tampa, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Latin (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a 24 year old male living in the city of Tampa. I work, act, and spend way too much time at home. I usually am either at home, or at some social gathering; but right now, I need to find better groups of people to hang out with and spend my hard earned cash. I am also in the process of updating this profile, so bear with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Now that I am done with school, I seem to have so much free time that I now have to devote to work. In between that working time, I am acting, writing, and doing a lot of comedy-related things. It has been fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivial Pursuit 1983 Genus Edition.

Or doing funny things.

And playing D&D.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to look like Bill Compton, now it is usually, "Hey, nice 'stache."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: I am quite partial to Horace, Catullus, Hitchens, and other various authors.

Movies: I will give anything a chance. Either they have to be really terrible, or incredibly amazing. Anything in the middle is just bland.

Shows: I assume this means TV; well there is 30 Rock, Arrested Development, South Park, The Joy of Painting, Family Guy, Parks and Recreation, and Community.

Music: Just like movies I will give anything a chance, but I am already a fan of 70's through the 90's music (esp. Alt. Rock), Frank Zappa, hard hitting gangsta rap, and ambient music.

Food: Skyline Chili and Tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The atmosphere
Sustenance
My car
My cat
The internet
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Very silly observations about life, the universe, and everything. I keep myself pretty preoccupied with these musings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I am not working or in a show, either hanging out with some friends, experiencing something new, or just having some fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once sent a sext to my mom on accident.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are interested. You'll end up laughing a bunch, but hopefully not AT me.

Also, I am always down to talk.