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My self-summary
The below video conveys what our friendship could be:

Looking for a dog park/puppy play date buddy at the moment
What I’m doing with my life
9-5 tech support analyst which means I'm not cool like the rest of portland

Update: put in my notice and I'm taking a few months off to be wreckless and travel!!! Just finished Buenos Aires and Cartagena. Next is a road trip with my pup to Key West, New Orleans, Austin, Monument Valley, Death Valley, Redwoods in North Cali, then back home to Portland!!
I’m really good at
Making videos of my dog with iMovie
The first things people usually notice about me
My best friend Blue on my arm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Kubrick, Jonze, Coens, PTA.

Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Curb, The Office, Girls, Veep, The Leftovers, Broad City.

Beach House, Arcade Fire, Beats Antique, Bon Iver, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Mazzy Star, Alt-J, Otis Redding, Nosaj Thing, The National.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I still bother with this site
On a typical Friday night I am
Napping or dancing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My dog is cuter than your dog. Deal with it.
You should message me if
You can send me creepy messages so I can feel what it's like being a girl on OKCupid


You can sweep me off my feet


You are Ilana Glazer