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29 Syracuse, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:04pm
5' 10" (1.77m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am Anal expulsive, Introverted, and strange.

I like things and stuff. and sometimes I do hobbies and/or activities.

Things I'm about:

Messy Hair
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Skiing, Donating blood (Platelets every other week). I've donated over a kegs worth of blood products.

Getting back into running I have signed up for a few running events and looking to increase my distance to 10k at some point. Want to get a team together for the Buffalo zombie mud run.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
procrastination, and getting side-tracked, Lurking, having morbid sense of humor, being curious, knowing trivial things, Making quips,

This section needs work...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Messy Hair. Pale Skin. Face Hair.

One person while I was on the job as a Janitor stopped in middle of a conversation she was having to tell me how wonderful my eyes are... it was pretty awkward...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(A) my favorite childhood book was the phantom tollbooth(was also a nice movie) Also Phillip K. Dick, David Sedaris. I don't read as much as I would like

currently reading: Wormwood

Comics/Mangas: Y: The Last Man, Scott Pilgrim, Robota, Gantz, JTHM, Squee, Neurotically Yours, Watchmen, XKCD, The Walking Dead, Daniel Clowes comics, Manhattan projects

(B). watching movies is one of my most favorite things to do. cult movies I usually like. I listed a sampling.

Ginger Snaps, Evil Deads, Sympathy for Mr.Vengeance OldBoy , Lady Vengeance , Jackie Brown , Cube, Nothing, Primer, GrindHouse, Dr. Strangelove , Swingers , Leon:The Professional , 5th Element , Run Lola Run , little miss sunshine , Save the Green Planet! ,Citizen Kane , Trainspotting , Altered States , A Scanner Darkly , Killer Tomatoes Quadrilogy , Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels , Altered States, soylent green, The Invention of Lying, The Big Lebowski Amadeus ,Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Sideways, The Weather Man, The Counterfeiters, Win Win

Childhood favorite: The Sword in the Stone

Recommendations are welcomed

I really enjoy stand up comedians

George Carlin, Louis C.K. , Patton Oswald, Zach Galifinakis, Jim Gaffigan, Bo Burnham, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, Bill Cosby, Kevin Smith, Flight of the Conchords, Jim Norton, Jim Jefferies, Katt Williams, Ricky Gervais, Lewis Black, Ron White, Dana Gould, Jeff Garlin, Dave Attell, Brian Posehn, Sarah Silverman, Joe Rogan, Chris Rock, Robin Williams, Jon Oliver

Series: Dexter, Californication, The Office, Weeds, Penn and teller's: Bullshit,Penn and teller's Fool Us, Doctor Who, Flight of the Conchords, Breaking Bad, Bored to death, Nurse Jackie, Outrageous Fortune(NZ), Boardwalk Empire, IT crowd, Mad Men. The Walking Dead, How I met your mother, Arrested Development, Girls. Game of Thrones, The Newsroom, Homeland, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, House of Cards, Orange is the new black

(c) VNV Nation, Voltaire, Chopin, Dresden Dolls, Muse, and other various music types. I generally don't put much effort to my music "listeningness" and will pretty much enjoy whatever anyone that I am hanging out with is listening too.

(D) fast Mexican food, a little Chinese (i.e. sesame chicken), some Thai, sushi is fun stuff. Indian food. I do enjoy trying new places to eat.

I despise squid as a food. and mushrooms too,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some sort of tech gadget thingy to ward off actual social interaction, a Watch (though I am not always the most punctual person I always must know by how much so I like to have the time always at my fingerti... wrist...) a small unimportant purpose in life, and... a resting place
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's My small unimportant purpose in life?

What would I do if vast sums of money became available to me? Live underwater and or underground among other things. Travel. Buy an renovated Missile Silo to live in (Bad Ass). Go to Dubai to look at all the wonderfully creative architectural things they're doing with their massive piles of cash.

Things that make me laugh on the inside
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the mood that strikes and what phase the moon is in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I drink more milk than Leon.


Cerebral Palsy


A disorder usually caused by brain damage occurring at or before birth and marked by muscular impairment. Often accompanied by poor coordination, it sometimes involves speech and learning difficulties.

- I have it mildly on my right side. I have no discernible speech impediment or learning difficulties. and for the most part look "normal".
You should message me if
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you have at least one appendage, you wear an eye patch, you believe in a higher nothingness,you have an underground/underwater dwelling to share, or you want to go to Howes caverns with me ( I Like that place looking for a reason to go back). You home brew your own kombucha I'm interested in trying it made from home but not enough to do it my self. Or home brew any thing actually.