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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-53
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:09am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Christianity but it’s not important
Two-year college
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
“Once you label me, you negate me” - Soren Kierkegaard.

Please don't contact me if you are in another's just not going to happen.

Philosophical thought: you can only attract what you want when you know for sure what it IS that you want. That being said, if your profile is mostly talking about what you DON'T want, how will people know _exactly_ what you DO want? You're welcome.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love to perform on stageacting,singing,guitar,stand-up comedy and poetry.By trade I am a massage therapist. I have a list of things I have never done,and am hoping to get them all done in the near futurer(from the old list: I have jumped in the ocean on New Year's Day, surfed,learned to dj for a radio station,flew a plane,parasailed...I still have to try hang gliding and hot-air ballooning...any takers?).
Trying to give more time to charitable endeavors. And using the laws of quantum mechanics to learn how to walk through walls and become invisible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing and playing guitar. Understanding what motivates people. Keeping whiny complainers away from me. Caring. Loving. Not tolerating flakiness. Having high standards.
I absolutely love making people laugh. I especially use humor to let the tension out of a situation, or when I think somebody really needs a laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Possibly my smile. I have full Portuguese lips. LOL
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite authors are Terry Pratchett, Harlen Coben, Ray Bradbury, Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe, Dave Barry, Deepak Chopra.
I keep getting told i never watch enough great movies, so I will say all the Indiana Jones movies, Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein.

Music is mainly R&B, particularly old Soul. Big into Rap,80s Alternative, 80s in general, some classic Rock and Oldies. Love real Blues and some Classical. I make sure when i go up on stage, people have NO idea what I will play.

Italian, Thai, Mexican, Chinese. Ice cream addiction in full effect.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1.)How so many people don't really LIVE their lives because they are afraid of one thing or another (*Frankenstein's monster voice*"COWARDS BAD!"). What a difference there is between being in control of your life (an adventure) and just letting things "happen" to you (a drudgery).
2.)Wondering why it isn't legal for me to hunt chronic complainers(with a bow and arrow,if I had one!)
3.)How to be a better person.
4.)Thankful I have so many amazing friends in my life,many of them women.

Please take a moment and read this and see what applies to you:

1.)If you have major baggage,issues with men or are sexually repressed,please don't contact me.
2.)If you take astrology seriously, please don't contact me. I don't like being told what I can and cannot be based on the day I was born on. I believe in free will.
3.)Any woman I get involved with needs to keep her promises. My word is my bond. I want somebody reliable, not fickle. If I want flaky, I'll go to a bakery.
4.)Check out how far away from you I am before you contact me. If it's too far for you,don't. I don't want to get interested in you and then hear "you're too far away! I didn't know!" How heartbreaking. ;o)
5.)Women who won't admit ANYTHING private on their profiles are lame.COME ON!!! You can tell us ANYTHING,as long as it's private. Chicken. And if people tell you what they notice about you is your smile,have a pic of you SMILING! LOL
6.)I am doing might best now to be fit and healthy. If you want to contact me, please be fit or on your way to it, and we'll get there together. :o)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. My weekend starts on Monday night. Out on the town. Spending time with people who matter to me. Performing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I fulfilled my lifelong dream and did stand-up comedy. I was completely naked at the time. ;o)

When I was little, I would always pretend that I was a superhero, rescuing people with my super powers.That desire has never completely gone away...
You should message me if
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You can answer this: if you were a genie and could grant me three wishes, what would you want me to have??