44 Warwick, RI
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My self-summary
I have to admit something before I go any farther. I can't hold back any longer; I am PROFOUNDLY uninterested in pics of your dog. I like dogs, but I only wanna see pics of YOU on this site! Phew, it feels like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

Philosophical thought: you can only attract what you want when you know for sure what it IS that you want. That being said, if your profile is mostly talking about what you DON'T want, how will people know _exactly_ what you DO want? You're welcome.
What I’m doing with my life
I love to perform on stageacting,singing,guitar,stand-up comedy and poetry.By trade I am a massage therapist. I have a list of things I have never done,and am hoping to get them all done in the near future(from the old list: I have jumped in the ocean on New Year's Day, surfed,learned to dj for a radio station,flew a plane,parasailed...I still have to try hang gliding and hot-air ballooning...any takers?).
Trying to give more time to charitable endeavors. And using the laws of quantum mechanics to learn how to walk through walls and become invisible.
I’m really good at
Singing and playing guitar. Understanding what motivates people. Keeping whiny complainers away from me. Caring. Loving. Not tolerating flakiness. Having high standards.
I absolutely love making people laugh. I especially use humor to let the tension out of a situation, or when I think somebody really NEEDS to laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Possibly my smile. I have full Portuguese lips. LOL
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite authors are Terry Pratchett, Harlen Coben, Ray Bradbury, Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe, Dave Barry, Deepak Chopra, Tim Ferriss.
I keep getting told I never watch enough great movies, so I will say all the Indiana Jones movies, Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein.

Music is mainly R&B, particularly old Soul. Big into Rap,80s Alternative, 80s in general, some classic Rock and Oldies. Love real Blues and some Classical. I make sure when i go up on stage, people have NO idea what I will play.

Italian, Thai, Mexican, Chinese. Ice cream addiction is being controlled,luckily.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1.)How so many people don't really LIVE their lives because they are afraid of one thing or another (*Frankenstein's monster voice* "COWARDS BAD!"). What a difference there is between being in control of your life (an adventure) and letting things "happen" to you (a drudgery).
2.)Wondering why it isn't legal for me to hunt chronic complainers(with a bow and arrow, if I had one).
3.)How to be a better person.
4.)Thankful I have so many amazing friends in my life, many of them women.

Please take a moment and read this and see what applies to you:

1.)If you have major baggage, issues with men or are sexually repressed, please don't contact me.
2.)If you take astrology seriously, please don't contact me. I don't like being told what I can or cannot be based on the day I was born. I believe in free will.
3.)Any woman I get involved with needs to keep her promises. My word is my bond. I want somebody reliable, not fickle. If I want flaky, I'll go to a bakery.
4.)Check out how far away from you I am before you contact me. If it's too far for you, don't. I don't want to get interested in you and then hear "you're too far away! I didn't know!" How heartbreaking. ;o)
5A.)Women who won't admit ANYTHING private on their profiles are lame. COME ON!!! You can tell us ANYTHING, as long as it's private. Chicken.
5B.) And if people tell you what they notice about you is your smile , have a pic of you SMILING! These are not hard to do, people.
6.)I lost 40 lbs this year. If you want to contact me, please be fit or on your way to it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. My weekend starts on Monday night. Out on the town. Spending time with people who matter to me. Performing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fulfilled my lifelong dream and did stand-up comedy. I was completely naked at the time. ;o)

When I was little, I would always pretend that I was a superhero, rescuing people with my super powers. That desire has never completely gone away...
You should message me if
You can answer this: if you were a genie and could grant me three wishes, what would you want me to have??