I need something tangible. Not here to be your ass on the side or a rebound.
I hate, hate, hate talking on the phone. I do it for a living. I'm on the phone 9-12 hours a day when working. If texting is an issue, I'm sorry. I simply won't talk on the phone unless you're my blind grandmother or my mom.
On to the fun stuff....
I'll do my best to tell you about myself in these little boxes, but you'll learn 10x more about me through conversation... Preferably face-to-face.
I am polyamorous, and I'm searching for a male primary partner, some one to build my life with. In my poly group there is myself, my best friend (female, but we're platonic, don't even go there), and we're both sexual with a man who is happily married (all parties are privy and happy with the arrangement). They are both non-negotiable in my life. I have enough fuck buddies and FWB's, though, so lets be clear I need something more tangible than occasional meet ups that always are expected to end with sex.
I'm introverted, hospitable, an amazing cook, and very flirtatious.
Not interested in a long distance relationship. If you're more than 30 minutes from Richmond, Va, it won't happen.
My best friend is a scary ass bitch from New England who knows of a lake made of lye somewhere in Ohio, with no problem going to jail for an assault charge if she felt the need some one needed a lesson taught.
I used to talk with a gentle southern drawl, then trained myself out of it when I was teased a lot when I moved to Texas (weird, right?) It does come back out when I'm having a good time, slightly tipsy, sleepy, or during sex.
I'm an INFJ, if you're into that sort of thing.