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28 Northampton, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Smart, skinny but full of awesome, and a lover of coffee, books and cinema.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as an assistant at the archive and library of a major publishing company. It's virtually my dream job, its going well and if I step back from myself I can still only just believe I got it.

For hobbies I spend most of my free time reading or listening to music or watching films. Or finding more to read, listen to or watch. The list grows forever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Books. Researching them, categorising them, sorting them, thinking about them, reading them, writing about them and talking about them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Shaky (coffee and nerves), chatty, cheery.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Top books in a rough order: Last Exit to Brooklyn (Hubert Selby Jr), V. (Thomas Pynchon), Naked Lunch (William Burroughs), The Crow Road (Iain Banks), Tiger, Tiger (Alfred Bester), The Outsider (Albert Camus), Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte)

Few favourite playwrights: Henrik Ibsen, August Strindberg, Eugene O'Neil, Tennessee Williams, Tom Stoppard, Martin McDonagh

Top films in some order: Miller's Crossing, Casablanca, Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!, North by Northwest, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Lady Snowblood, The Green Ray, Dr. Strangelove, Female Prisoner Scorpion #701, Hiroshima Mon Amour, Blind Beast, Nekromantik, 2001, Citizen Kane, Liquid Sky

Assorted favourite bands/artists: Sonic Youth, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Sleater-Kinney, The Breeders, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Come, Thalia Zedek, Throwing Muses, Pelican, Emperor, Darkthrone, Blut Aus Nord, Mogwai, YOB.

Will give anything a fair listen though.

Not a big TV watcher because it requires a little more time commitment than I usually like, but some faves are The Simpsons, American Dad, Frasier, Spaced, Black Books, Yes Minister/Prime Minister, The Bridge, The X Files, American Gothic etc.

Food: Mostly anything but especially Asian food. And seafood. Mmmm, delicious delicious squid. I'm perfectly happy with a few slices of toast, or cereal or tea and choccy biccies though.
The six things I could never do without
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Tea and choccy biccies!
A nice warm jumper!
A good book!
A sturdy ladder!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much of your own head could you eat before you died?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nose in a book. Or headbanging in a wheelie chair. Sometimes watching a film. Relaxing...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't ride a bike.
You should message me if
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You're intrigued, share tastes, have things to recommend me (particularly if you have science fiction to recommend me, I feel like I need more science fiction), things you want to ask me, or if you're just plain bored and fancy a bit of good, or weird chat.

If you have a time machine and wish to use it irresponsibly!