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28 M Northampton, UK

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Last Online
Yesterday – 1:52pm
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Pessoptimist night loving wanderer of literary and cinematic paths less travelled. Devourer of tea, or coffee when I'm on the go. Liker of animals (especially furry ones) and disliker of cars. Lover of good eats, long walks and conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
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Started working as an assistant at the archive and library of a major publishing company. So far so good, it's virtually my dream job and if I step back from myself I can still only just believe I got it.

For hobbies I spend most of my free time reading or listening to music or watching films, or finding new writers, films and bands to investigate. I'm also haltingly attempting to write a science fiction/fantasy/mystery novel. Before I ever wanted to be anything else I wanted to be a writer, it may not go anywhere but I think as dreams go it isn't a bad one to pursue.
I’m really good at
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Books. Researching them, categorising them, sorting them, thinking about them, reading them, writing about them and talking about them. Much the same applies to cinema. Okay, so neither of these things are more than hobbies but as hobbies go I've pursued them enough to consider myself pretty knowledgeable. And I'm pretty sharp on the weirder byways of the internet and all the human interest they have to offer (I love a good epic and rambling conspiracy theory). Basically good at getting interested in random stuff and pursuing it fiendishly. This has a fringe benefit of making other people feel a whole lot better about themselves. Which is neato I reckon.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Skinny and dark haired, twitchy and nervous enough to comment on but smartly dressed and talkative.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Top books in a rough order: Last Exit to Brooklyn (Hubert Selby Jr), V. (Thomas Pynchon), Naked Lunch (William Burroughs), The Crow Road (Iain Banks), Tiger, Tiger (Alfred Bester), The Outsider (Albert Camus), Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte)

Top films in some order: Miller's Crossing, Casablanca, Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!, North by Northwest, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Lady Snowblood, The Green Ray, Dr. Strangelove, Female Prisoner Scorpion #701, Hiroshima Mon Amour, Blind Beast, 2001, Go Go Second Time Virgin, Citizen Kane, Liquid Sky

Assorted favourite bands/artists: Sonic Youth, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Sleater-Kinney, The Breeders, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Kyuss, Come, Thalia Zedek, Throwing Muses, The Geraldine Fibbbers, Swans, Massive Attack, Pelican, Mastodon, Emperor, Darkthrone, Kyuss, Blut Aus Nord, Mogwai, YOB, Sigh, Belly.

Will give anything a fair listen though.

Not a big TV watcher because it requires a little more time commitment than I usually like, but some faves are The Simpsons, American Dad, Frasier, Spaced, Black Books, Yes Minister, Yes, Prime Minister, Parks and Recreation, The Bridge, The X Files, American Gothic etc.

Food: Mostly anything but especially Asian food. And seafood. Mmmm, delicious delicious squid. I'm perfectly happy with a few slices of toast, or cereal or tea and choccy biccies though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art, animals, tea and chocolate biscuits, warm clothes and the wonders of the mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to enjoy the moment without thinking too hard about holding it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Contacting extra-terrestrials.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't ride a bike.
You should message me if
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If any of the above interests you, if you want to recommend me new things, show me new sights, take me to different worlds, if you're kind and looking for some good conversation. If you're anything or everything, anyone or everyone, or if you're just plain bored and looking to shoot the breeze for a spell/

Also if you really like tea or coffee and want to meet up for tea or coffee.