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BlueOrpheus

43 M Charleston, SC

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
we are looking at a stage lit by a single spotlight. A lone microphone stands beneath it. Onto the stage walks a man, the subject of this profile. Before him stands a potential ocean of hundreds of thousands of women

Hello, ladies, my name is Steven.
"Hello, Steven!" they shout in return
So, I'm glad you all showed up here to visit my profile today, whichever today this happens to be. Let me start off by talking a little bit about myself, which, let's face it, is part of the reason you're all here, right?
Cheers and laughter
Okay, well... I'm in my late 30's, as you can see by the little sidebar there. I quit drinking about 2 years ago, but just so we're clear, I'm not that giant douchetard who cares if you drink. I have the ability to be able to hang out in bars and rarely be tempted to imbibe, so please, if you feel the need, get your drink on!
From the crowd, sounds of several people departing Okay, I see that using the phrase "get your drink on" just caused many of you to leave, but it wasn't an actual, serious use, I was being *ironic*.
More departures
Alright, and now the cliche and tired "post-modern incorrect use of irony" has sent more of you packing. Looks like I'm swinging for the fences, ladies!
Strained, polite laughter
Anyway, where was I? Ah, yes. I smoke, but mostly American Spirits, although let's face it, a cigarette is a cigarette, and they're all equally just as bad. I'm trying to quit, kind of, but let's be honest, here; I've kicked one vice, going for two ain't happening anytime soon. More women leave
I'm single, right now, after coming to a rather stunning realization recently: I have spent my entire adult life trying to get into relationships, or being unhappy while in one and trying to get out of it. So right now I'm happy just playing it casual. That doesn't mean I'm just looking for a booty call, although I do love the sexing, and who doesn't, right? Right? Hello, is this thing on? *tap, tap*nor does it mean I'm looking to go out to dinner and read you my vogon poetry, either. Points if you got that joke....
Further departures
...which I'm guessing those women didn't. So, right, with that in mind, I'm not looking to get all deep-sea diving in a relationship at the moment, or declare my undying love or anything of that nature. I am looking for a good time, in the non-creeper, not just out to get laid kinda way, so if that's cool with you, awesome. I'm also always looking to increase my posse, because I do sometimes see myself as some sort of post-modern non-hick cowboy. Yippie-yai-yo.
complete and utter stunned silence
Also, just to be clear, ladies, I love you. I love you tall, I love you short, I love you thin and not. I love you old and young, white and black, tattooed & pierced or unblemished and clear. I love you book-smart, street-smart, artistic, political, athletic, talkative, quiet. I love you if you love the men, I love you if you love the ladies, I love you if you love the men and the ladies. I love you one on one, I love you in two's, I love you in groups of 3 or more...although that last one is more theoretical than in actual practical experience, Haha.
Mass Exodus
Wow, is it hot in here, suddenly? So, Uhm, yeah, point being, I'm pretty open-minded, and can see past most differences...except one, really. Just a thought here, ladies: If you're writing your profile information on a computer, as opposed to, say, a typewriter, a piece of paper, or a stone tablet, then said computer should have some kind of a spellcheck device. I'm not even talking your/you're, there/their/they're, lose/loose, or even then/than. I'm talking about stuff like writing furter instead of future.I mean, that's not even a REAL WORD. So yeah, if you're not particularly bright, perhaps you should seek out tattooed Tony the angry bouncer.
a few women leave at this point
And there go the Rhodes Scholars....Moving on, I currently work as a wage-slave for a large corporation that seems very intent on devouring my soul, so after a recent life-changing event I've made the decision to scale back my hours for the better part of a year and pursue a career in 3 directions; I'm going to write full time, I'm going to re-learn the piano, and I'm going to gather my hyper-talented friends and make a web-based TV show. We'll see how well that works out, right? Any of you ladies wanna be on TV? Or, actually, a computer screen, since it's not going to be broadcast anywhere...
Silence
So, anyway, yeah, I'll go ahead and wrap this up, now. If any of you would like to know more, just ask me. I'm an open book. Get it, because I'm a writer? Open book?
Crickets
Hello? Is anyone still....
Steps off the stage and past the lights to see a completely deserted room
Huh. nods slowly...yep, that went well.

I am Danny Ocean, Tom Morello, and Jack Shaftoe
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing, writing, writing, writing, sleeping, writing, playing videogames, watching TV shows, and writing some more.

My first book is in print!
http://amzn.to/90eIhj

Man, this section hasn't changed in a bit. So, yeah. I quit my job of a decade at the beginning of last year to write full time, and I'm just closing in on being done with the new stories and am about to try something that will either be wildly successful or a total, crumpled-metal-and-shattered-glass kind of disaster, a literary mash-up between the Hindenburg disaster and the sinking of the Titanic (too soon?). Kind of hoping for the first one, although the second would be epic in it's own kind of way.

Anyway, if you are so inclined to get a piece of my mind (so to speak), here is the first chapter of one of the books that I am almost done with: http://geeksexsymbol.blogspot.com/2012/10/JovianFrontier.html#more

And, yes, that is also my blog, which I never write in, because I'm trying to finish the aforementioned books. Call me lazy.

Over the last few years, I've written a column for the local paper and written (and then drawn) a webcomic, done a movie review show on youtube, co-hosted a movie related podcast, and also occasionally saved the world from evil, so it's safe to say that I've been a busy guy. Personally, I've always felt that creativity needs more than a single outlet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating ideas and listening to others.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I can be very charming. Who knew?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Radiohead, Wilco, John Coltrane, Marvin Gaye, Miles Davis, The Clash, The Apples In Stereo, Spoon, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zero's, Rage Against The Machine, Simon & Garfunkel, Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Flight of the Conchords, Arcade Fire, Frank Sinatra, Liz Phair, Ani DiFranco, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Curtis Mayfield, Primal Scream, Elliot Smith, Ben Folds (Five), David Bowie, Death Cab For Cutie, The Drive-by Truckers, Elvis Costello, Explosions In The Sky, Godspeed you black emperor, The Flaming Lips, Weezer, Ween, Jim Croce, and hundreds more.

Movies: Rear Window, Seven Samurai, Oceans Eleven, the Shawshank Redemption, Lost in Translation, Children Of Men, The Hurt Locker, John Carpenter's The Thing, The Incredibles, Royal Tennenbaums, Brick, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Street Fight, I Am Trying To Break Your Heart, Chasing Amy, Up In The Air, Meeting People Is Easy, Serenity, 28 Days Later, Jaws, Star Trek, Big Lebowski, Amélie, Aliens, Blade Runner, Pearl Harbor (yes, I know), Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Fight Club, The Great Escape, The Magnificent Seven, and hundreds more. (I sense a trend here.....)

Books: The Baroque Cycle, Cryptonomicon, The Diamond Age, and Anathem by Neal Stephenson; A Song of Ice and Fire series by George RD Martin; Microserfs and Girlfriend In a Coma (and really, anything) by Douglas Coupland; Neuromancer, Count Zero, Virtual Light, Pattern Recognition, and Spook Country by William Gibson; The Dark Tower series by Stephen King; Nothing Like It In The World, Band Of Brothers, and Undaunted Courage by Stephen Ambrose; the Miles Vorkosigan saga by Lois McMaster Bujold; The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency series by Alexander McCall Smith; everything ever written by Raymond Chandler; On The Road by Jack Kerouac; and...(wait for it...)...hundreds more. Boom.

TV shows: The Wire, Battlestar Galactica, Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip, Chuck, Flight Of The Conchords, Party Down, Firefly, Veronica Mars, The X-Files, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Californication, Friday Night Lights, Six Feet Under, Damages, White Collar, Burn Notice, Entourage, The Office (both versions) and....a few more, here and there. Heh, fooled ya!

Food: it's all good, but sushi is better, as well as a fresh, hot In 'N Out cheeseburger, Animal Style. Yum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have to agree that NEVER is such a big word; I'd stick with "rather not" as opposed to never. Having said that:
- laptop
- ipod
- cell phone
- Zippo
- sunglasses
- internet

Yeah, wow, in the event of the zombie apocalypse, I'm screwed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell happened to that really comfortable pair of jeans I had? And why don't I have any clean socks?!?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having friends over for Game Night at my house, which can be everything from Cards Against Humanity to Game of Things to Rock Band or Artemis or anything else that people want to bring. Sometimes, we just sit around and discuss politics. If I were a French aristocrat from the late 1700's, I would call these Friday night gatherings a Salon (to wit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salon_(gathering) ), and then I would have been rounded up and guillotined once the revolution came. Bummer.

Seriously, though, it's a lot of fun and pretty damned cool, I think.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the best Air-Guitarist in 16 counties, baby! However, I am now no longer needing to rock the air guitar (Thank you, Xbox 360!), because I play Rock Band. A lot. I will even jump around and gyrate like a real musician. (NOTE: No actual musical talent exists) Oh, and that I want to meet someone who can sing, because when my roommates and I play, we don't have anyone who sings. So, yeah. I'm that big of a dork.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for someone who is not your typical southern guy, someone who believes that dressing up to go out does NOT EVER ONCE involve Khaki pants worn with flip-flops and polo shirts, someone who is flexible and willing to go at whatever speed is set, someone who has the somewhat unnerving ability to converse on just about any topic set before him, and if anything about any portion of my profile piqued your interest or made you smile. *especially if you know what "Piqued" means....*

Oh, and if you can sing. (please come sing with me!)