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BlueOsiris

41 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 33–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I moved to Austin from Connecticut a few years ago and love it so far. I love live music, experimental cooking, movies, comic books and assorted geek activities. My dog Odin is a huge part of my life, and most of all I love Lamp.

I'm looking for a partner in crime, traveling companion, food critic, inspiring lover, and best friend all rolled into one. Bonus points if you consider yourself a Geek-Girl. Good friends are also welcome, can never have too many of those.

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

I am Boombastic, Romantic, and Fantastic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently taking a step back from it and looking at the individual pieces to see if I can put them back together to form a better picture. I'm excited to see how it turns out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Providing nuggets of wisdom, a shoulder to cry on, and a joke to turn the crying to laughter. I am also a pretty good cook. I don't like to brag but I was a pretty big deal in the bum fighting circuit back in the late nineties. I fought under the name "The Tetanus Terror". I had all of my glorious victories retroactively reversed after they found traces of steroids in my Mad Dog 20/20.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It depends on the person doing the noticing, you know, eye of the beholder and all that crap.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite authors are Douglas Adams, Raymond E. Feist, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, and J.R.R. Tolkien. Basically I am a big Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Comic Book Geek.

Movies: Any thing by Miyazaki or Studio Ghibli, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Princess Bride, The Big Lebowski, 100 Days of Summer, Big Trouble in Little China, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Boondock Saints, Time Bandits, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Star Wars trilogy, Tombstone, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Brick. The list goes on and on. I am constantly going to the Drafthouse.

Television: Doctor Who, Spaced. Pushing Daisies, Deadwood, Justified, Archer, Black Books, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Arrested Development, Mad Men, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Venture Brothers.

Music: Blues Traveler and the Grateful Dead first because I have them tattooed on my body, then in no particular order: Gov't Mule, Jane's Addiction, Tenacious D, Flight of the Concords, The Beatles, Ben Harper, The Cure, Phil Lesh & Friends, No More KIngs, Radiohead, U2, Elvis Costello, Bella Fleck, John Coultron. The Chieftans, Jethro Tull, Sting, Edwin McCain, Tom Waits, Bare Naked Ladies, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Michael Franti. I love going to see live music, especially music festivals.

Food: Mmmm....food....nom nom nom. I love it all. I enjoy searching out new restaurants and tastes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Great. Now i've got "These are a few of my favorite things" stuck in my head, and thanks to the power of the internet. It's stuck in your head as well. Muah ha ha ha!

My dog Odin, music, friends, laughter, imagination, and a creative outlet of some kind. Be it sex, writing, cooking, or drumming with pencils.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to meditate so I guess I spend a lot of time thinking about nothing. It's surprising the things that can come into your head when you make room.

Recently I have been thinking about how "we don't get the ones we dream of. We get to dream with the ones we get"..............and the zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night I'm hanging out with friends at my house. On an atypical Friday I'm at a concert, going to the Alamo, fighting crime, running from zombies. The possibilities are endless, since it is atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ok, time to throw a pebble in the pond and see how far the ripples go. With luck at least one other person will replace their current none of your business response with something real. So sometimes if my mind wanders I hum "I'm a little tee-pot" while peeing. It's a throwback to my potty training days. How's that for private? Great change requires great sacrifice. TMI? Damn straight it is.
You should message me if
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If you have read down to here just do it. You know you wanna. I double dog dare you. Do it, do it. So let's have dinner on the devil tonight because tomorrow there will be hell to pay.

Let's drink wine and fly kites or if you're feeling dangerous we'll make it scotch and running with scissors.

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