Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a nice, laid back, easy going
ok, here goes...free thinking, open minded, metro guy from Europe
(still somewhat FOB-by). Extroverted & sensitive. Wait, should
I call myself a lumbersexual now?
I am NOT laid back, I am NOT easy going and, most certainly, I am
NOT a silent type.....I DO NOT Live, Love and Laugh (perhaps Eat,
Breathe and S**t haha) so if stereotyping and gender typecasting is
the name of the game, I'm outta window ;)
On the other hand, I am very emotional and sensitive, gentle and
introspective, think of me as your bestest girlfriend with a
certain extra organ lololol I am pretty passionate and intense in
whatever I do...guess which part of Europe I am from (and please do
not ask me anymore if I am Italian....no I am not check my
languages it's not that hard)
If you are looking for a drama free person (and that is apparently
the lamest word of the day here) I am not the one you are looking
for. If you look for a real man (as opposed to a plastic one, I
guess), I am not the one you are looking for. My dramas are larger
than life!!! My life is like an opera. Traviatta, for that matter.
Epic, complicated, ridiculous, emotional, sensitive, passionate,
hands movement, flailing bird
PS: It's so ridiculous that 99% of guys start with "...I am laid
back" BS when in reality most of them are all but this....Thus, I
am absolutely NOT laid back and I am a drama queen director so that
you know that well in advance...also, you won't believe how
sensitive, gentle, and emotional a guy can be until you meet
me....like a spring rose at dawn I open up my heart only when I see
a kind spirit...
...on the other hand I still have my temperament so I can be a
pretty vocal advocate for something close to my heart...in any case
you have never ever met anyone like me which is not good per
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pretty balanced work life situation.
the real question is what is my life doing with me (lame joke but
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
--Selling myself short
--Talking endlessly (I am pretty well read, so it's not used car
salesman talk, it's philosophy)
--Free thinking session...let us go for a coffee and talk about
different topics....allow me to do the transitions ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Personality...definitely personality...I have a big personality,
make that a huge one...
...oh have I already mentioned my wonderful blue eyes lol you will
get lost in my beautiful blue eyes, love me, love my eyes, shower
them with attention...make me feel so special make me feel like I
am the princess of magical kingdom hahaha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
movies: mostly indie, alternative movies...not trying to be
"intellectual", it is just that I am not a big fan of standardized
plots with a lot of special effects to cover the lack of creativity
Music: most styles OK, slight preference to rock, industrial,
trance (quality), weird pop remixes (80s)
In all honesty, I read, am well cultured and have well developed
gourmand taste, but I bet everything I got that not more than 1% of
people ever read this section. some of you marvelous ladies have
spent a lot of time penning down your tastes but it's all in vain
;))) ok, I care... a little bit
I'd like to see a moron who would not go out with a person because
she/he likes/dislikes Gogol's "Auditor" (just an example)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my friends' families
-my family's friends
above stated is a mild satire and my homage to all the wonderful
people who put "family & friends" ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are we here? Was Big Bang a glitch in the matrix or the matrix
itself? Strings theory. Particles. Higgs boson. Statistics.
Probabilities. How in natural sciences there is only one truth and
in non-empirical studies everyone's entitled to their own truth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday for me (also, I know that this is a very
typical answer for wannabe smart-asses)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can move my pecs. Actually I call that winking. It's really
funny. I discovered that few years ago. I guess all that swimming
trainings really paid off ;)
I will not ask you any personal details in our online communication
(like phone numbers, address, work you do etc). I only care about
your personality before I meet you in person. it's all that matters
to me. don't ask me to chat over the phone with you before we meet
as the magic is then gone when we actually meet. Meeting has to be
audio/visual experience. I like that.
If you, on the other hand, really really really have a burning
desire to hear my lovely voice, we could arrange that I guess
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
UPDATE: I look for friends only. If by any chance you did not check
my details , I'm saying it now to be sure. no fwb etc, just
friends. why? this site has been a source of wonderful contacts,
and it is not an exclusively dating-oriented. you won't definitely
find me on Tinder and such.
-- you don't have the attention span of a fly meaning you can start
and finish conversation here and progress to a coffee in a matter
of days, not weeks (or months)
-- you are not rigidly conventional, extremely religious or "blind"
activist for any cause (I don't care what affiliation or idea
rigidity is the same)
--you like random clever humour and spontaneous behaviour
--you are preferably a tall, curvy, voluptuous hourglass
woman....it is what it is, majority of guys here are into skinny
girls, I'm more of an online minority in that aspect, and I love
you women in your natural shape (N/A for friends lol)
--you are not emotionally cold and detached
--you can be dominant, strong and assertive as well as nice and
warm person ;)
--you are in your 30s (both 29 and 39 is ok...well make it 40 ;)
and you have to be a manager able to manage AT LEAST 12 people,
that is how complicated I am ;)
--your first question will not be "where are you from?", "what do
you do?" or "what is your name?"...impress me ;)....or
rather.....do whatever you want...you are the manager...fire my ass
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