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22 M Vero Beach, FL

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Play this:

I am currently living with an INCREDIBLE woman whom I actually met on this very website. We are madly in love and looking for someone to share that love. fuchsia-moon

I'm originally from Idaho and I've lived all over the USA. I'm pro-science and pro-lgbtqia. I'm a huge pop culture nerd. I'm one of those people who watches a tv show and then reads what someone else wrote about it. I'd like to work in tv one day; still figuring out the specifics of my future. I'm employed, I have friends, and I'm in school, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours. -Bob Dylan
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

I'm in college, just taking a few classes. I work at Big Box Hardware Store, where my job is to take people's money and put it in a drawer. Sometimes I temp at an adoption agency.
Protip: If you're in a room at a hospital with a woman who just gave birth, do not play around with the surgical gloves. The last sound she wants to hear is BOOM!
I have a kitten named Morty who is teaching me to be a better person. I collect vinyl records. I play the ukulele; once I've practiced enough I'm gonna kill at open mic night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing! According to my parents. Just kidding, they're very supportive and loving.
I'm good at my job(s). My girlfriend likes my singing. I'm a master at trivia, ukulele novice, bike rider purely out of necessity. I can whipe up a power-point presentation about ANYthing in about 20 minutes. I have excellent music taste. I can bounce a ball (or hackeysack, grapefruit, anything spherical) off of my inner elbow and catch it every time.
I'm always there for my friends when they need me. I'm a skilled mediator. Animals love me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes, my beard, my smile.
If it's someone that's just meeting me they're probably noticing I'm very reserved. That changes after time, or alcohol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite movie right now is Looper. I gravitate toward films that are dark and stylish, meta, movies about movies, and time travel is a bonus. The Place Beyond The Pines, Hot Fuzz, Prometheus, Synecdoche New York, Her, Drive, Mr. Nobody, Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Mystery Team, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The Coen Bros. and Charlie Kaufman.

Mad Men is the best show on TV right now, in my opinion. Also there's Hannibal, Community (damn you NBC, you are the opposite of Batman), Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, True Detective, Fargo, Venture Bros, Rick and Moorty, Louie, It's Always Sunny. This list is hella incomplete, for brevity's sake. I even left out all of the anime.


York Patties are my favorite food in the world. Sweet potatoes, ruben sandwiches, hot wings, pizza, creamsicles, Mcdonald's french fries, rocky road ice cream. In that order please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends/family, music. This section is boring so I'll list things I could definitely live without: People who like to honk at me while I'm riding my bike, attractive couples walking around in public (who do they think they are, having all that happiness that I don't have!), bananas, honey mustard, country music, sports, country music, religion, rock intros to standup shows, people who are unapologetic about spoilers, the DJ Khaled noise, rich white people, shaving.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Often I think about erasing the outline of my being so there is nothing between me and the universe.
There are over 7 billion people in the world. None of those people is an extra. They are all the leads of their own stories.
I think about that a lot.
(It's a carrot)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, serenading my woman on the uke, or down at The Mermaid enjoying some good beer and a free show. That, or I'm seeing Guardians of the Galaxy for the 3rd time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nice try, NSA!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're looking for someone you can hang out with, talk to, and really get to know. If you like underground music, or watch way too much tv, just say "hi" and you'll have a new friend that is me.

I'm also willing to give you a critique of your profile if you're interested. And you can always just message me if you've got something nice to say :)

Currently I only use this site to look for someone we can BOTH experience. Message me if you are open-minded like us.