I'm very funny...like pee in your pants or milk out of the nose funny. And witty...who doesn't like that?? I'm not sure if you could tell from the pictures but I'm bald too. You don't have to be though...either way I won't judge.

I've got a 11 year old daughter that I spend most of my free time with but lately I've had the urge to hang out with girls that are a little bit older...like 30-46. No, not that many girls...that's the ages silly.

Well you might have guessed that I'm looking for a girlfriend...and you would be correct. I spend a good amount of time listening to Pearl Jam, and buying their merch. I need to find a way to curb that, and that's where you come in. Oh, and I've also stopped smoking.

throwing around big, black round thingys made of rubber...most people call them tires, I call them bundles of joy! I'm not so much in a 'Transportation' field but rather I work in a warehouse filled of these giant tires for big rigs and up...hell we might be able to camp in a few of these. Comfortably even...fridge, tv, washer & dryer. Wait...that's not camping!!

My arms...I always get the tough jars to crack open.

Did I mention Pearl Jam yet? No? Well I'm obsessive to put it mildly...and you should be too. :) Or at least like them in some fashion. I listen mostly to rock/alternative but I can handle some country (even toss some saw dust around if need be) but not so much on the rap/r&b tip. My other favorites are the Toadies, Candlebox, TooL, STP, Live, Staind, Korn...you get the picture.

I love food...unless it came out of the water. Don't get me wrong, I love fish. They are great to look at, catch and own but I draw the line at putting them in my mouth...or any of their friends lol. Other then that, I'll eat it. I bust my ass all day long at work, so I don't need a membership at the gym...and I don't gain weight. Don't be jealous. :)

My favorite movies are mostly comedies. Anything with Chris Farley...ok almost everything with Chris Farley. Chevy Chase is usually pretty solid too. I'll watch horror movies but I'd rather someone there to hide behind if it's too bad. I prefer females over males in this situation...hence being on the site. I'll watch anything and give it a fair shot, but I won't sit and waste an hour and a half. I'll change it first. There are soooo many to choose from.

Books...I must admit I'm not much of a reader. The last book I cracked open for myself (I read plenty of books to my daughter...but that doesn't count for this question) was about tournament Texas hold em'. Which was very good btw...and I do play for money online sometimes. Not enough to quit my job and do full time but a car payment every now and then is nice.

1. Pearl Jam
2. Pearl Jam
3. Pearl Jam
4. Food/Water
5. Oxygen
6. Pearl Jam

When the hell is Pearl Jam coming back to Denver??? WTF. Good thing I don't mind road trips...especially ones that end at a venue Pearl Jam is playing at.

If I have my daughter we do all sorts of great stuff...go to Boondocks, the movies or shopping. It's payday on Friday...who doesn't love that??
If not, I'm trying to pry myself out of the house. I've learned single women don't go 'door-to-door' so much. You might not find me at the 'club' but maybe some dive 'hole in the wall' instead. I'm not great at shooting pool but I'm not horrible either...darts too. Sometimes go bowling. I'm pretty good at it as well...I've got jewerly to prove it lol. You have been warned. :)

I'm afraid of spiders. I'll kill one if I have to, but if you are there too I might bribe you to do the dirty deed. My daughter won't do it either, so I get some practice.
And I'd rather that you have one or a couple few of your own. Kids that is, cause I spent $20 a few years back that prevent me from shaking my more from my tree...branching out looks like our only option! :) They aren't required to kill spiders either...but it'd be a lot cooler if they did.

you are a cool ass chick and loves jokes! Let's see if there is a connection!