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My self-summary
I'm very pee in your pants or milk out of the nose funny. And witty...who doesn't like that?? I'm not sure if you could tell from the pictures but I'm bald too. You don't have to be though...either way I won't judge.

I've got a 14 year old daughter that I spend most of my free time with but lately I've had the urge to hang out with girls that are a little bit 30-46. No, not that many girls...that's the age range silly. I'm strictly a one-woman man. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Oh...I totally know " There gonna put there stuff over there" is not nearly as cool as " They're gonna put their stuff over there". I'm not a word Nazi or anything like that...but I think it's sexy. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Well you might have guessed that I'm looking for a girlfriend...and you would be correct. I spend a good amount of time listening to Pearl Jam, and buying their merch. I need to find a way to curb that, and that's where you come in.

Apparently I'm also good at reading your profile AND the Q&A's. If I send you a message, 9 times out of 10 I will reference a couple of things you wrote about. I know what you're thinking... nobody reads this stuff. And if by nobody, you mean the two guys I work with (that recommended this site) and god knows who else on here that obviously can't, or won't...I feel your pain. However crazy this might seem, I can and do.
I’m really good at
throwing around big, black round thingys made of rubber...most people call them tires, I call them bundles of joy! I'm not so much in a 'Transportation' field but rather I work in a warehouse filled of these giant tires for big rigs and up...hell we might be able to camp in a few of these. Comfortably even...fridge, tv, washer & dryer. Wait...that's not camping!!
The first things people usually notice about me
My arms...I always get the tough jars to crack open.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Did I mention Pearl Jam yet? No? Well I'm obsessive to put it mildly...and you should be too. :) Or at least like them in some fashion. I saw them in Dallas Nov ' concert ever, until Denver 2014 came through. Bonus points for you if you attended this show!! I listen mostly to rock/alternative but I can handle some country but not so much on the rap/r&b tip. My other favorites are the Toadies, Candlebox, TooL, STP, Live, Staind, get the picture.

I love food...unless it came out of the water. Don't get me wrong, I love fish. They are great to look at, catch and own but I draw the line at putting them in my mouth...or any of their friends lol. Other then that, I'll eat it. I bust my ass all day long at work, so I don't need a membership at the gym...and I don't gain weight. Don't be jealous. :)

My favorite movies are mostly comedies. Anything with Chris Farley...ok almost everything with Chris Farley. Chevy Chase is usually pretty solid too. I'll watch horror movies but I'd rather someone there to hide behind if it's too bad. I prefer females over males in this situation...hence being on the site. I'll watch anything and give it a fair shot, but I won't sit and waste an hour and a half. I'll change it first. There are soooo many to choose from.

Books...I must admit I'm not much of a reader. The last book I cracked open for myself (I read plenty of books to my daughter...but that doesn't count for this question) was about tournament Texas hold em'. Which was very good btw...and I did play for money online. Not enough to quit my job and do full time but a car payment every now and then is nice.
The six things I could never do without
1. Pearl Jam
2. Pearl Jam
3. Pearl Jam
4. Food/Water
5. Oxygen
6. Pearl Jam
7. oh wait...last but never least. My daughter.

Crap that's 7...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When the hell is Pearl Jam coming back to Denver??? WTF. Good thing I don't mind road trips...especially ones that end at a venue Pearl Jam is playing at.

I've also lately thought about what true compatibility is about. I'm starting to think it has more to do with what you dislike, more so than what you like. For example, I hate the Pittsburgh Steelers. HATE! I'm a Bengals fan. But I don't hate the fact, I hope they win the Super Bowl. I don't hate any other team, but if you are a Steelers fan...this simply won't work. Another example, music. If you happen to be a die-hard fan of Creed, which I can't stand, then no need to write me a message. I won't return it. That 'band' is horrible and I can't bare to listen to 2 notes put together from their 'songs' before I want to rip my ears off my head. You know what I mean??
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately it's volleyball practice. My daughter is on a club team. Wednesday and Friday nights are booked. Some weekends for tournaments. Otherwise I'm trying to pry myself out of the house. I've learned single women don't go 'door-to-door' so much. You might not find me at the 'club' but maybe some dive 'hole in the wall' instead. I'm not great at shooting pool but I'm not horrible either...darts too. Sometimes go bowling. I'm pretty good at it as well...I've got jewerly to prove it lol. You have been warned. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of spiders. I'll kill one if I have to, but if you are there too I might bribe you to do the dirty deed. My daughter won't do it either, so I get some practice.
And I'd rather that you have one or a couple few of your own. Kids that is, cause I spent $20 a few years back that prevent me from shaking any more from my tree...branching out looks like our only option! :) They aren't required to kill spiders either...but it'd be a lot cooler if they did.
You should message me if
you are a cool ass chick and loves jokes! Let's see if there is a connection! Send me a message...I won't bite!