Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Half of your essays read like those biography cards when you're
trying to adopt a cat at Petsmart....
-Intelligence Analyst (35F) for the United States Army
-Government and International Politics major at GMU
-Owner and proud operator of a legal and licensed penis
-shit eating Frat boy
I'm also a rugby player and if that level of douchieness hasn't
scared you away, I would love to take you out for a cup of coffee.
Let's go to a book store and look at maps and make pretend like
we're going on a far away trip.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping Conversation going.
Turning any time into a good time.
Making time with me worthwhile.
Lifting people's spirits.
Push ups. Thx Army.
Finding the best in everybody
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hip-Hop historian. Horror movie fanatic.
If your answer to "what kind of music is your favorite?" Is "I
pretty much listen to everything" than we need to have a stern
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My relationships with others.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't need a thyroid gland to make a whore moan.
Who are you looking for?
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