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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 27
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. Name's...well, if you can't figure it out then I probably wouldn't want to speak to you. I'm rubbish at filling out these, so I'll leave this bit as a work in progress.

Just a warning, there's a high possibility that I've looked at your profile and decided you're too awesome to encumber with my presence. Yeah, self-esteem issues tend to suck like that. So if I've been on your profile and not messaged or anything, sorry but you're just too damn excellent.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Uni dropout, was studying Computer Games Development at UWS. I pretty much dropped out, not due to any sort of difficulty with the coursework, but because of the fact that the gaming community's biggest voices are cunts. Both at a consumer and at a publisher level. The players are either racist/sexist/homophobic, and the big publishers are short sighted fools who are destroying an artform in it's emergent state in the name of short term profits. That doesn't apply to everyone, naturally, but those who aren't a part of the dicksplosion are enabling the rest by tolerating the players and buying from the publishers, even if it's in their interest not to.

Okay, that went on a small tangent. Right now I'm a wage serf phone spammer. Unreliable incomes are fun!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge. complete lack of self confidence is screaming "NOTHING!" at me. But that voice can bugger off. I'd say I was okay with computery stuff, and I can hold a conversation well in real life. Online I'm pretty bad. Like seriously, I'm fucking terrible at online chat, if you're thinking of messaging me a good tip is to have some kind of conversation topic, ready to deploy otherwise you might as well listen to the chirping of crickets.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ridiculous accent.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Tea
- Really good video games
- My sense of identity
- A decent internet connection
- Companions
- Decent food and drink
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and everything. I'm the sort that dreams about what could have been, that which might still be, those that will never come to pass, and why people think lizardmen rule the Earth.

They don't, okay? Lizardmen are not the Queen. Stop being silly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either out with friends or sitting in my house on the PC.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm afraid of babies. More specifically, every time I'm near a baby I'm afraid I'll break it somehow. I'll trip and land on top of it, or I'll be asked to hold the baby and I'll drop it. Something like that. Luckily neither of those have happened due to the lack of babies in my proximity.

Also I can't swim. That may be more relevant.
You should message me if
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you think we'd be good together as friends/romantics/whatever.

Also, if you recognise this quote: "Endure. In enduring, grow strong".