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23 Seattle, WA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:36am
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Working on space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I live for terrible dad jokes and saxual healing.

I'm a short but not short-tempered, hilariously charming and humble human being. What's not to like?

I live in a cooperative household in Greenlake. It's awesome and full of other amazing people. If you know anything about collectivization, let's talk. I'm always interested to learn more about how people can work together for better futures!

Sometimes life is hard and you just wanna, like, chill, right? Well chill out. It's all going to be fine. The world is not a bad place.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing the saxophone and singing in various bands.
Working a job that I am ambivalent about so I can do things I love.
Brewing and nerding out about beer (delicious beer.)
DJing radio shows and writing short stories published under anonymous names.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tons of things. Saxophoning, singing, musicing, making terrible verbs, making fun of myself. Jesus Christ, how are you still reading this? There are pamphlets on HPV that are more entertaining than this.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My crazy curly lion hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-Anything Hunter S. Thompson or Langston Hughes. Watership Down, China Mieville, Allison Bechdel, A Song of Ice and Fire series, Lord of the Rings, many, many more.

-Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, True Grit, There Will Be Blood, Death Proof, Pulp Fiction, Whip It, Marie Antoinette, Princess Mononoke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
(I have like, 3 or 4 Star Wars marathons a year. Easily.)

-Twin Peaks, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Downton Abbey, Venture Brothers, Breaking Bad, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Bobs Burgers, Archer, Monty Python's Flying Circus.

-Builders and the Butchers, Neko Case, The Black Keys, Johnny
Cash, Duffy, Frank Turner, Gnarls Barkley, Morning Teleportation, Ravenna Woods, Wild Orchid Children, Tallest Man on Earth, Billie Holiday, Sly and the Family Stone, Raymond Scott, Charles Mingus, Ray Charles, Patsy Cline, Moon Hooch, Too Many Zooz , Of Monsters and Men, Youngblood Brass Band.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Great music
-Good gin
-Something to write about
-Warm bodies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make better pot brownies.
Weird science stuff.
If I should be blending what I'm currently blending.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually gigging or giggling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Both my saxophones are named after Game of Thrones characters.
You should message me if
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-You want to have nights where all we do is listen to albums and talk about them.
-You want to help me learn music theory.
-If you want to get together and discuss body positivity, queer theory, radical art, and/or vegan tasty treats.
-You want to go hiking and/or biking or jump on a train/plane/automobile and go somewhere.
-You're totally cool with the fact that I'm crazy busy
-You are interested in starting a burlesque themed sax sextet.
if you think that's rad, we'll most likely be good friends.

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