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BobbieBurr

22 Simpsonville, SC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 3
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My name's Kirstie. I'm looking for a girl whose aesthetic is basically bulldogs. Yes, bulldogs. Because I'm pretty much the closest a person can get to being a bulldog without being... an actual canine. So if you're into the "so ugly its cute" thing, I'm all in. You can stick skittles in my jowls while I sleep. I won't be angry!
What I’m doing with my life
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Making sure my family is bulletproof, even if it means taking the bullets myself. As the long as the bullets aren't silver, right? I'm big on family, and a lot of my current time is spent taking care of things around the house. I'm looking to go back to school in the fall, working towards my associates in computer programming, getting gen ed in the process, then getting my bachelors.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking things too seriously sometimes, and then not seriously enough others. I'm sarcastic as hell, but I tend to be loyal to a fault once I get attached to someone. I like to write, but I don't know if that necessarily means I'm good at it. I'm also good at charming the ladies. ;D ...Not.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either my piercings, which make people think I would kill their puppy without a second thought-- I love puppies man-- or that I am a fatty McGoo. Haha. Plus sized ladies need love too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like books. I like terribly written books that can still manage to make me smile, I like flowery poetry, I like prose inspired by love, I love books that inspire you to fear the dark spaces under your bed, I love books that tell the exact height and age of fictional creatures. I love things that howl and stalk through the night. I love the movies that inspired fear when I was a kid, that still make me shudder with delight. Horror movies are a passion of mine, one of the few things that can get my blood pumping. I like to coerce people into watching terrible horror movies with me.

Food used to be a big part of my life, but in an attempt to get healthy, it's becoming just what I need to survive. I still have guilty pleasures (Mexican food plzzz), but for now, I show restraint.

Oh and, by the way...

Rock and roll will never die.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Lola
1.5. Sassy
2. The rest of my family
3. ???
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I have in common with Tina from Bob's Burgers. uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cuddling with my puppy. Pretending I'm a werewolf.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't drive. I know that's probably a major turnoff for most people, but I hope my stellar personality is enough for a dude or dame to get past it.

As far as more intimate matters... you'll just have to get to know me for that.
You should message me if
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If you're remotely interested in me and can put together a sentence that doesn't involve inquiries as to the tightness of my nether regions.