Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name's Kirstie. I'm looking for a girl whose aesthetic is
basically bulldogs. Yes, bulldogs. Because I'm pretty much the
closest a person can get to being a bulldog without being... an
actual canine. So if you're into the "so ugly its cute" thing, I'm
all in. You can stick skittles in my jowls while I sleep. I won't
be angry! Also beware my kneejerk reaction to cute girls is to
scream internally for a solid 5 minutes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making sure my family is bulletproof, even if it means taking the
bullets myself. As the long as the bullets aren't silver, right?
I'm big on family, and a lot of my current time is spent taking
care of things around the house. I'm looking to go back to school
in the fall, working towards my associates in computer programming,
getting gen ed in the process, then getting my bachelors.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking things too seriously sometimes, and then not seriously
enough others. I'm sarcastic as hell, but I tend to be loyal to a
fault once I get attached to someone. I like to write, but I don't
know if that necessarily means I'm good at it. I'm also good at
charming the ladies. ;D ...Not.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either my piercings, which make people think I would kill their
puppy without a second thought-- I love puppies man-- or that I am
a fatty McGoo. Haha. Plus sized ladies need love too. -- Piercings
are gone. Contrary to popular belief, they weren't what made me
weird as heck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like books. I like terribly written books that can still manage
to make me smile, I like flowery poetry, I like prose inspired by
love, I love books that inspire you to fear the dark spaces under
your bed, I love books that tell the exact height and age of
fictional creatures. I love things that howl and stalk through the
night. I love the movies that inspired fear when I was a kid, that
still make me shudder with delight. Horror movies are a passion of
mine, one of the few things that can get my blood pumping. I like
to coerce people into watching terrible horror movies with
Food used to be a big part of my life, but in an attempt to get
healthy, it's becoming just what I need to survive. I still have
guilty pleasures (Mexican food plzzz), but for now, I show
Oh and, by the way...
Rock and roll will never die.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. The rest of my family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I have in common with Tina from Bob's Burgers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cuddling with my puppy. Pretending I'm a werewolf.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't drive. I know that's probably a major turnoff for most
people, but I hope my stellar personality is enough for a dude or
dame to get past it.
As far as more intimate matters... you'll just have to get to know
me for that.
You should message me if
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If you're remotely interested in me and can put together a sentence
that doesn't involve inquiries as to the tightness of my nether
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