Hi, I'm Rob. This is my first (and possibly only) time through life so I'm just doing what I can the best way I know how.

Sense of humor is huge to me. Dry, sarcastic, campy, I'll even throw a bone to slap stick.

Seeking new adventures. Hit every "Once in a Lifetime" opportunity I can find.

I'm currently a full time student at FRCC, looking to transfer to CU by the end of next year. I've started training for motocross racing so I can race when the season starts. I love the arts. I draw almost constantly Nothing great, mostly cartoony/conceptual stuff, but it's fun.

Cracking myself up.

Unwritten Law, Dub Fx, The Clash, Social Distortion, Peaches, Big D and the Kids Table, Hunx and his Punx.

Roller derby is one of my favorite sports in the world... and Hockey.

Tank Girl, Female Trouble, Planet Terror, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Grind, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Clockwork Orange, Secret Life of Bees, Invisible Monsters.

Arrested Development, Weeds, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Parks and Recreation, Archer, The Whitest Kids U' Know, Planet Earth.

A Sense of Humor
Bacon
Beer
Storms
Hot Beverages
Imagination

The subtle genius of "Married... with Children". Why giraffes exist (or don't). Who is Tyler Durden?

Learning the Thu'um, wathcing the Lifetime original movie My Stepson is my Cyber-husband, and/or doing yoga to a horror movie.

I name my Sims after Star Wars characters.

You want to talk! Strike up a conversation.